What's the one (1) book I read in front of a man to attract

The 120 Days of Sodom

I'd talk a cutie that's reading Henry Miller

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>>9153094

If I saw a chick reading Ballard I'd be instantly turned on

>>9153094
something Russian
In Search of Lost Time
Faulkner
Philosophy
some NYRB or Everyman's edition

pretty much anything that isn't indicative of a cheap stereotype that will inevitably be thrust upon you while still retaining literary merit

>>9153094
Poems by Friedrich Nietzsche

>>9153094
Mason & Dixon

>>9153094
gaddis

>>9153094
Schopenhauer "On Women"

>>9153296
this, but one of the smaller ones. so it's not too clunky.

Imagine finding a girl reading Gass or Gaddis... I think that would make even me approach her

The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy

>>9153361
Man, fuck that book. I got further into FW than Tristram Shandy.

>>9153094
A Hero of Our Time

Any Bolaño.

>>9153369
t. absolutely humorless

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>>9153094

to be honest

Physical appearance is all that matters, I don't give a shit what a girl is reading as long as she is attractive enough. The reverse is also true: I will avoid and ignore any unattractive girl, even if she is reading my favorite books

It's simple biology.

>>9153403
nah i loved rabelais who sterne apparently adored. now that fucker was funny.
>muh coitus interruptus
>muh inability to finish a story
>isn't that hilarious????
>ISNT THAT FUNNY???????????

whereas rabelais has a wall made of cunts. guarantee sterne didn't come up with anything close.

if I see a woman reading that's an instant boner killer for me. they should know their limits

>>9153361
>i love to read le wacky quirky british man!!! xD i'm so unique and sophisticated!!!
kill yourself, tristram shandy sucks

>>9153439
tom jones is pretty neat tho. honestly i just can't do non-linear comedic works without a little access to the references therein. rabelais is an eternal humor tho.

>>9153094
Playboy, inverted.

>>9153101
>>9153278
Holy shit...

>>9153291
>>9153296
>>9153331
Be practical please

>>9153361
It'd make me wanna hit her.

>>9153384
No gril would ever read that.

>>9153306
Haven't seen that in a while, sheez.

>>9153417
Hmm... go on

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Something I've been dying to read, but haven't had the opportunity to pick up.
That way the intrigue is doubled.

Women "On Schopenhauer"

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No book. Just do this.

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>>9153473

>Hmm. . .go on

Oblomov

any retarded commercial author, the dumber you seem the better

>>9153094
dana spiotta

>>9153554
>>9153494
>>9153522
>>9153437
sure is >>>/pol/ in here

>>9153094
Let me give you a quick rundown of every woman I've ever had sex with and their literary interests, you can decide which works best for you

>1) virginity girl
>she didn't really read very much
>probably still doesn't
>if she does I can't imagine it's anything good
>2) first love girl
>jewish
>kooky, humorous, funnier than me
>does improv and sketch comedy
>liked vonnegut and PKD
>3) adoragirl
>jewish
>very kind, always smiling, and acted very jewish
>adorable in all respects
>read lots of nonfiction
>would develop weird and highly-original interests, like a book directed at a middle-aged mothers about how to talk to teenage daughters about not dressing like a slut
>4) philosophy girl
>was a philosophy major
>super infp, vegan, empathetic and compassionate to a fault, which I found adorable
>margaret atwood, women authors, one hundred years of solitude type of stuff
>I think I'm still in love with her
>5) one night stand girl
>left a condom with her phone number underneath my windshield
>6) math girl
>jewish
>super diligent and hardworking
>made me laugh a lot, she made a lot of weird faces
>audiobooks, so no help here
>7) witch girl
>jewish
>9/10
>creative writing major, art hoe, kinda fucked up in the head
>fluent in latin
>modernism (especially Woolf), sylvia plath, greek poets
>fucking ruined me, would-not-do-again/10
>8) video game girl
>fluent in two foreign languages
>used to post on this site
>fantasy novels
>9) punk rock girl
>jewish
>art major
>kinda tomboy-ish in her mannerisms, but overall feminine in appearance
>doesn't read

I have a first date with another girl (art-hoe type) in an hour. If you want I'll report back with data on her literary interests and personality.

>>9153569
Low-functioning autists like you shouldn't be allowed to post on /lit/.

>>9153584
ad hominem

Well, an actually attractive girl reading de Sade with any feeling other than horror is indeed pretty sexy, But beyond that, I'd immediately get hot and bothered if I saw a girl reading an original Greek or Latin text, especially if it were some obscure Church Father's tract, or one of the more obscure and divisive poets, like Lucan. But most of all I'd like to bury my face in the nether regions of a Hindi goddess learned in the Sanskrit. But really, OP, the whole pretending to be a girl thing is pretty played out.

Paul Virilio - Information Bomb

>>9153587
ad logicam

>>9153580
Wow we got a Chad over here.

>>9153094

Moby Dick

>>9153419
>>9153419
>>9153419

>>9153709
>only 9
>Chad
Thanks 4 the (U) but I'm not impressed with myself.

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>>9153810
>only 9

>>9153810
>only 9
>only [nonzero amount]
>only

fuck off normie

>>9153094
Hypersphere

>>9153865
It'll be >only 10 a few hours from now ;^)

>>9153892
Greentext us later.

>>9153810
>only 9

Triggered. Please be more sensitive next time you choose to post about your sex life.

Schopenhauer

>>9153094
Nothing. I'd love it if a girl had a hobby she really cared about, but it shouldn't be one that involves me.

>>9153993
this would turn me on, but not because le epic women essay. i hate seeing schopenhauer regarded as that stodgy old misogynist when he has a very rich philosophical body of work which that fucking essay is totally tangential to. any woman who could look past it must be at least pretty cool.

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Action Comics all the way

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>>9154036
>Action Comics
>posts Marvel

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>>9153094
>He's like you, /lit/
Then don't read, because I think people who read in public only do that because they're seeking attention. Just like you. Go back to the kitchen and I'll enjoy you more desu.

>>9154057
goddamnit you're right

>>9153910
>got stood up

>>9153587
They are kidding with you. He is right though, if you are unable to surpase evident rage-baits you shouldn't be here.

>>9153094
House of Leaves

>>9153094
The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters

only because said man would think you're an autistic virgin math princess

>>9154062
>autism speaks

No one gives a shit about others reading in public.

>>9154015
pls be my bf

>>9153094
I get really frustrated when i see normies reading patrician tier books in public.

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>>9154368
I do give a shit. I'm an authoritarian.

>>9153094
i dont want no smaaht girl. smaht girls are a pain. gimme a smily gurl that would make me muffins on saturdays. so i guess a trendy cookbook

>>9153094
Philosophy in general - but if you are not interested, don't pretend to be. It'll hit you back in some way, the man will have some resentment for your lure.
However, try avoiding most contemporary philosophers.
Best lure though; Kierkegard, Kant, Hegel, Rousseau (he will be triggered).
I'd like to list Aristotle there, but generally speaking no reader takes him seriously; it comes off as school work.

>Dostoyevsky, any work
>Master i margarita
If you can read some works in their original language, it's bound to be a plus.

>>9153490
Reading Asimov is dangerous. It'll make you respect George Lucas and his vision of Jar Jar.

>>9154410
>I'd like to list Aristotle there, but generally speaking no reader takes him seriously; it comes off as school work.

yeah because immanuel "grammar creates da world" kant and gwf "I'm a prophet not a philosopher" hegel are much better than him right

>>9153580
So she should read the Torah?

>>9153580
Jews act like women, though.
>hate each other
>group up with each other to combat perceived threats
>feel eternally threatened by others
>use social signaling and crocodile tears to manipulate others to do things for you or to threaten others
>be tsundere about it all
>lie a lot, don't see an issue with it
>pretend that all fault is in others always and forever
>self centered thinking and world view
If jews were cute traps, nobody would have much of an issue with them.

>>9153094
you can probably skip the book, just advance on him

>>9153580
Dating all these jews why would you do that anon?

>>9154443
I advise somewhat against this. Women who approach throw men so off that we might reject simply because they come off as thirsty.

>>9154501
I can only speak for myself but I love a controlled initiation from the other party...

>>9154501

as opposed to men who are never thirsty?

come off it having every woman on the street come up to them and tell them they want to fuck right now is exactly what every man wants if only for their ego's sake

the only reason they ever act contrary to this is because reverse psychology works or they're just afraid of being tricked or humiliated

>>9154533
While I tend to agree, I think you're making too much of an absolute statement. I can definitely imagine a man turning down a woman that immediately requested sex. It may seem frivolous or lacking intimacy to him. Sure, his ego will probably like it but that isn't the whole of a man.

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>>9153094
The Histories of Middle Earth.

I would swear fealty to such a girl on the spot.

>mfw reading autistic lotr comics on tumblr
It's slim fucking pickings out here.

>>9153473
>Woman hijacks board for her own personal spotlight: the thread

>>9154501
>not loving the thirst

my diary desu

>>9153094
A cookbook.

>>9153094
50 Shades of Gay.
It's better than the book it's title spoofs.

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>>9153522
>Barnes & Noble

>>9153580
>Girl
>Funnier than you

You must be REALLY unfunny

>>9153580
>All of these qt women will debase themselves by willingly fucking someone as clearly retarded as the guy who typed this

Are all women a meme, is there no hope?

It doesn't matter. Even if she were reading any of my favorite books, I would know that she reads them for the wrong reasons.

Here's a fucking tip for you, /lit/.

You don't want to date a literary girl. You better get a girl who is stupid as shit. She needs to be really good at doing your laundry and cooking for you while you're writing the gobbldy gook that comes out of your head. She needs to be stupid enough to support you while you're gambling on the belief that your ideas are good enough. She better suck some good dick, too.

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>>9153094
Something by Dostoevsky.

>>9154533
>as opposed to men who are never thirsty
Never? That wasn't the implication. Women who approach come off as thirsty. Men who seem thirsty are shot down just the same.

Last summer I was sitting opposite a hot girl on the tube. She was wearing a short cotton dress and crossing and uncrossing her legs while fanning her face with a copy of Delta of Venus.

>>9154595
This. It really makes me penis move.

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The Bible
The Silmarillion

>>9154560
I can't even imagine a girl reading HoME. Btw, I only have Morgoth's Ring, if you've read several of them which did you enjoy the most?

Neuromancer.

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Plutarch

>>9153098
hahaha underrated

>>9153094
Don't read to impress men you vapid girl. You're missing the point.

> mfw when i read juliette/120 days/philosophie dans in highschool

> mfw i went to an all girl's highschool

wow u are really all faggots

>>9153094
nothing too 'deep' cause they wont get it

>>9153100
this, or the Bible

I want a phreak hoe or a good girl

>>9154736
Why do you say he's retarded?

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>>9155563
homophobes not welcome

>>9154368
looks like we got another whiteknight beta bitchboi

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>>9155563
You read 120 days of sodom in an all girl's highschool?

>>9153094
Never work if you are a dude, you need to have a handsome face
If you are a girl you just need to open your legs and say hi. In that order.

>>9155610
Shut up buttboy

>>9155610
if faggots still not realizing the word faggot isn't homophobic in this here 2017 anno domini isn't the epitome of faggotry, i don't know what is

>>9155674
no it wasn't assigned there was a time i had intellectual pursuits and chose to read materials outside a syllabus and pride and prejudice

>>9155701
o wait no that's still me that was just the zog marketing talking

Oscar Wilde is the only right answer. Random high-brow stuff will just attract Trust Fund kiddies and annoyingly self-important mediocre nothings (/lit/ basically). Reading Wilde is just the sign of a decent person who likes to read great prose and poetry (and it's the favorite of my eternal sexually ambiguous crush, Morrissey).

>>9155718
yeah you're a fucking faggot

>>9155715
the brand/philosphy of spicy syncretic ecumenical well sustainable classical liberalism and traditional buttressing conservatism might bring about world peace so instead of that i have to be gaslighted and zogged like a subhuman for my mental incapacitation and youthful indiscretions

>>9155724
no i swear i really like cute girls i just have a slightly homo-erotic predisposition.

>>9155724
word

This Side of Paradise.

>>9153437
this desu

>>9154490
I really can't explain. If I'm seeking them out I'm not doing it consciously. It just keeps happening by accident, I think it's something about me that draws them to me.
>>9154736
How did you know they were qt? (They were

>>9154416
Jar Jar is kino

>>9153098
Kek

>>9153094
The Story of the Eye

>>9153580
>>fucking ruined me, would-not-do-again/10

S T O R Y T I M E

>>9154836
>Last summer
>random girl on the tube

Do men really remember strangers like that?
I thought that was a female thing.

>>9153580
Are you like the kike magnet or something?

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>>9153094

Pic related

>>9153094
Instead of using a book you haven't read and will make you look foolish and deceptive if asked about it,why not ask for a reccomendation? That way you communicate a liking of literature and have a conversation on the way.

>>9153291
I have this book, should I read it?

>>9154736
Retarded women also get lots of male attention.

>>9156622
Because he doesn't talk to me due to my obsession with him.

>>9156646
How obsessive are we talking?

>>9156660
I'm a 4chan girl, make your deductions.

>>9156670
Are you cute though? There is a novelty in cute stalker girls.

>>9156622

sure I'll take your stern thinlipped patronization in good faith and not arrogance about how I don't know what I am talking about even though right this very instant I could be a billionaire if I ever felt like living an unexamined ignorant life without desire for knowledge like hifrequency stock trading but yes go ahead and I'll read the first chapter/dozen pages. usually if it's in anyway worth reading ill continue

>>9153580
Give me philosophy girl's number my amigo

>>9156683
Anon, I'm a 4chan girl, make your deductions.

>>9156688
rip

>>9156709
ty
i have it very peaceful with my virginity and 6 cats

>>9156726
have you read a room of one's own? that was a jeopardy question the other day.

>>9156735
no i stopped reading when i was 15 and only got to Camus before i realised life is more peaceful without stimulants

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Unless you want to be plundered...

>>9156744
ah, stimulants. adducted up til 22. still need it to write anything worth a shit. i just take caffeine tablets every once in a while. i still pretend to read just to placate my fragile ego.

>>9156755
didn't mean it in the literally sense
and it's OK Anon, noone on /lit/ actually reads

>>9153398
Same

>>9156772
you didn't mean what literally? stimulants?

>>9156781
yeah
reading, going outside, etc and anything that yields impressions are stimulants, it boosts your emotional life and then crashes down on you and make your life miserable

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>>9153094
+its fashionable

>>9156802
and yet here you are, on /lit/, you wicked liar. don't pretend your sloth is asceticism, i certainly don't.

>>9156802

id personally call myself more of nootropic/stimulant hybrid those unused russian bulk racetams -afils siloes aren't gonna sell themselves

>>9156833
well i haven't been on 4chan regularly since 2010, just dropping in now and then. i guess this works as a poor man's stimulants - it's a bad form of it and quite meaningless. but it stills the hunger when it's overbearing. it's the masturbation equivalent of fucking.

>>9156856
so you're not even committed to your sloth. a dilettante of sin. tsk tsk

>>9156866
multiple-sinner
who's not?

Anything by Filinto Elisio.

>>9156880
bah. only the ones pure enough to devote themselves to the intricacies of the sin itself. it takes the same effort to be a paragon of sin as it does of righteousness. the farther one falls, the more sanguine the event. all your dilly dallying shows that you weren't even worth the corruption to begin with.

>>9156901
your writing still sux bro

>>9156646
How'd you meet / develop an obsession with him?

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Industrial Society and Its Future.
Seeing a girl reading the ole' K would bewilder me.

>>9156916
oh? i'm not sure that had a damn thing to and yet so but do with what i was talking about, you cretin. my writing is fantastic, and you're simply green jellybeans. (if you can't understand that, you're a plebeian as well)

>>9156901
i don't know what you mean

>>9156925
he drunkenly showed a tiny bit of interest in me one night when we met randomly (as strangers). that is, physical interest. i was, in his drunken state, "fuckable" for a microsecond. and so i clutched onto that and i started loving him intensely and haven't stopped since. my world only consist of him and my 6 cats, so it was quite easy.

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>>9153094
You'll make any guy wet by reading this in front of him, unless he's a cuck, in which case why would you want to attract him?

>>9157003
>virgin obsession
Maybe you just need a fuck, go out and fuck some dude and then reconsider if you are still obsessed.

>>9157023
i'm not attracted to other men

>>9157003
well, what i mean is in terms of potential and desirable sinners, only the purest are able to cut away all but one sin in their lives. anyway, sounds like your infatuation is one that men experience quite often. it's good to know that there are women as pitiful as men to latch on a moment that will cause them grief. my suggestion is to devote your life to him, and exercise every skill in your power to driving him manic with love for you. also, remain anonymous until he's frenzied with love, and reveal the truth to him like a thunderbolt, sending him into paroxysms of affection, joy, and devoted love for you. the sex'll be great.

>>9157003
Do you know anything about this guy other than that he showed some drunken interest in you?

>>9157053
bah, you know nothing about the fleeting eyes of love. don't try to restrict her from her purpose.

>>9157053
well duh i stalk him

>>9153094
>any of the Russian classics
>Jonathan Franzen
> Pynchon
>anything from the Austrian school of economics

>>9153094

You talk to the man, tell him that you like him, that you want to take him to dinner and that you want to suck his cock.

>>9157094
Sorry, did*

>>9157064
Who said anything about restriction? I just wanna leaen how to maximize my chances of attracting an obsessive changirl.

>>9157182
just tell me i have sparkly eyes and give me your home address

>>9157193
Will consider

The Greeks. Bonus points: it's not in translation.

>>9157182
wait, you're just the same person talking to yourself. i responded to the person asking about what you know of this lad you're stalking. you responded to both that person and myself, one saying that duh you did stalk him, and then you corrected yourself, while simultaneously playing the part of the person trying to understand the proposed stalker girl, in responding to me.

>>9153094
On the heights of despair

>>9157230
The did* was a substitution for the 'do' in >>9157053 , not an attempt to correct the response to that post

>>9157230
what

OP (me) all latest posts:
>>9156856
>>9156880
>>9157003
>>9157032
>>9157094
>>9157193
rest is not
are you confused?

>tfw ywn fall in love

Doctor Faustus, Faust, Doctor Faustus

>>9155817
>I really can't explain.

I'll try to. Jewesses are just attracted to guys like us because we're like Jews on the inside.
I know this because I like Jewish girls too.

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>>9157094
>You'll stalk him till you're dead bored.
>Finally you'll come to the conclusion that the guy is incapable of love, empathy, whatever.
>You'll regain some of your selfsteem by realizing you fell for an underground-meme-man that doesn't give a shit about your existence. Just fucking drop it.

If you're kinda ugly but smart and funny you could try to be his intelectual friend. Discuss some books you have in common, you know.

>>9157261
#exposed

I wonder if you went back in time 10 years and told yourself in 10 years you would be having conversations with yourself on a north korean anti-vaxer board if you would believe yourself

>>9157257
ah okay. well that's a shame, it would have been fun if that were the case though. i often respond to myself and eventually create thirty post threads that are just me.

>>9153094
OP, do you happen to be Eastern Euro or a Jewish girl? Or both? Just curious.

A printout of a research paper.

>>9153094

>he's like you, /lit/

Run

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>>9154755
This advice isn't all that bad, really.

>She needs to be stupid enough to support you while you're gambling on the belief that your ideas are good enough.

Right in the feels.

>>9157271
boo. this person will lead you down the path of lies. this obsession you have is the greatest thing to happen to you. hell if you're smart you'll keep a journal chronicling your journey to the heart of this man, if the thunderbolt reveal doesn't succeed, you can always kill yourself and send him the journal ensuring that he knows his responsibility. this journal will then be published as one of the greatest and most poignant works of new sincerity to hit the shelves in the 21st century.

sorry about accusing you of trying to ruse everyone.

>>9154755
>not dating kafka ice axes

>>9157273
Pretty epic my man. I haven't done anything like that since poster counts were introduced out of fear of being exposed as a rabid samefag.

>>9157276
why would you think that? is it my english?

>>9157305
just use proxies like i do! most of those nabokov posts were all just me.

>>9157310
Seems like girls who like /lit/ guys are either one of these two or both. So are you?

>>9157320
Since when do Jewish girls like literary guys? Care to expound, friend? Genuinely curious.

>>9157320
no but i certainly am not from a meme country like America

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>>9157329
Not all Jewish girls like lit guys, but there is a higher percentage of Jew girls who like lit guys. And probably vice versa. It's just anecdotal evidence desu.

>>9157300
I've been trough something similar to OP recently and let me tell you - begging for a bit of affection from some underground lit guy is not fucking funny. Oh, and I do keep a diary but I'm not going to end myself because of that fucktard addicted to porn.

>>9157341
Where are you from?

>>9157356
whew. well let me tell you that it isn't cuckoldry that is the true inspiration for all those great authors, but rather the unrequited love that they're suffering. the bes art comes from mismatched passions, so the contrast can be seen a thousand miles away. i've been through relationships worse than just being in love with a porn addict, and i must say that the deeper the obsession and the stronger the resistance of the one beloved, the greater the work produced. see, if you want to learn how to cut off the tendrils of passion, sure, fall out of love and become a nora
lized person, cynical and dispassionate, resorting to the banalities of life, or if you want to be a human, you give in and cultivate those passions to their purest form and excrete the human pearl you create from that grain of suffering.

>>9157399
i didn't mean to type nora there, but i think it fits well enough, haha!

>>9154560
>I would swear fealty to such a girl on the spot.
And she would run screaming from you as you cried "m'lady"

>>9156496
There's no singular greentext story but basically she was a manic dionysian dream girl, extremely sexual, almost pornographic. Had a very feminine darkness about her. Emotional and empathetic, but not in a college-liberal (like philosophy girl) kind of way, but in an artist-in-touch-with-her-humanity kind of way. Would literally scream during sex. Did a lot of klonopin also.

I guess there is one anecdote I could relate
>at her house, late at night
>talking a bit about occult stuff (which I'm largely ignorant of)
>I jokingly say "so, uh, how do I summon a succubus?"
>without missing a beat she looks directly into my eyes and says "you already did"
>her tone of voice was like she was both reciprocating my humor with a joke, and sincerely insisting that she was a demon
>practically fucked me with her eyeballs right there and then

I call her 'witch girl' not just because she was into the occult, but because she had an extraordinary effect on my demeanor, almost like she'd put a spell on me. Basically I fell ass over teakettle for her, not in love, but extremely attracted to every aspect of her, almost kinda obsessive. And then one day she just lost all interest in me. She tried to be nice about it, continued to respond to my texts every now and then (with less and less frequency), which made me even more obsessive (who else is she texting? am I uninteresting to her?), neurotic even. One such incident (she was flaking on plans we made) resulted in me having a panic attack; I almost drove to a shooting range to kill myself, since I didn't have a gun. Very little of this was her fault, I was just not very mentally healthy during that period of my life. But even if I was of a stable mind and totally happy with my life I would not want to get involved with her again, her aura's too powerful.

>>9157474
>Would literally scream during sex.
you do know this is not actually a thing right? she's putting on a show

>>9153094
My twisted World by Elliot Rodger.

>>9157484
Well by "literally scream" I meant moan very, very loudly. I was exaggerating, anon, but she wasn't.

>>9157474
Oh, she definitely found someone more attractive to fuck. Easy come, easy go I guess.

Ha, just fucking talk to the dude.

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>>9157352
I'm not disagreeing with you, for I'm a bookish fellow who is rather fond of Jewish women.

>>9157356
>that fucktard addicted to porn
wat

>>9157887
I thought they only went for fellow chosen people?

>>9157927
she doesn't understand men, my friend. she never will. in all, she'll suffer from delusions of what a paragon of manhood should be, and constantly suffer from disappointment, it's similar to believing in the innocent maiden existing in the female form.

besides, she probably sees it as an aspect of disloyalty, as though men have any emotional drive to masturbate. if only women could realize that it's like taking a really pleasant shit, utterly essential and sometimes such a hassle that we'd rather not do it, she might someday understand.

>>9158017
Not always, friend. Well, not the religious ones, at least.

>>9158038
So the religious ones are more likely to select a goy? I guess that makes sense, considering the chosen-ness is considered to pass down matrilineally, while the secular don't care about that and prefer someone with the same culture.

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The Crying of Lot 49. Small, easy to carry around, studied at universities.

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>>9153094

>>9157927
>>9158028
Possibly he actually was addicted to porn, or pornographic imagery directed the way he had sex, and this barred them from having intimate sex. Maybe he was always just trying to get off, only wanted very "basic" sex which appealed to the most primal (and superficial) desires, always wanting to do doggystyle. (Is this making sense?)

>begging for a bit of affection
Maybe she meant affection as in intimacy?

divan of nesimi

>>9158041
No, I meant to write the non-religious ones, friendo.

>>9158217
>always wanting to do doggystyle
i hate men like this

>>9158243
yeah, what's wrong with a little missionary? I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies, and how can you see them from behind?

>>9158217
>women like having sex at all
sure thing, he probably wanked it when she was busy knitting or something, and complained when he messed up her pillows.

>>9158302
because >butthole

>>9158302
actually my favorite position overall. I'd probably woman-on-top more if my dick were a bit longer

>>9158305
>women don't enjoy sex
t. dicklet

>>9158302
nothing like feeling the weight of a man pressing down on you, seeing his face as he cums, smelling his neck, wrapping your legs around him

i would guess, wouldn't know ;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>9153203
This sounds like /lit/'s I want to be taken seriously as a reader starter pack.

>>9153094
Doesn't matter, if I'm paying attention to what you read I already want to fuck you.

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>>9154842
The War of the Jewels. The conclusion to the story of Hurin was very welcome.

>>9157414
Words can hurt, anon.

>>9158327
hey man, i've made many women make huge cums.

also women on top doesn't require too much cock, really, i mean, it's not that hard, you know? maybe it is for you, i guess. it's funny that you called me a dicklet right after you get done saying your dick is too small. one of the first times i've ever seen proper projection.
>>9158331
ah, just be patient, you know? besides, it's all much uglier than you would think. sex is a horrible act that should be forced into a utilitarian measure that most would rather never do. it's really quite foul.

>>9158352
>one of the first times i've ever seen proper projection.
you never visited /pol/?

>>9158352
i want it to be foul

>>9158352
>one of the first times i've ever seen proper projection.
I'm glad you "get" me.

>>9158368
well, you're in for a treat then, for sure.
>>9158366
yeah, i'm on it right now, actually, great stuff, it's funny that conservatives are just as flintskinned as liberals, i gotta say. thanks for the suggestion!
>>9158372
i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, i sure hope not, you seem like a nice enough guy.

>>9158384
>well, you're in for a treat then, for sure.
No I saw her first.
>>9158368
It will be foul AND intimate. I'll choke you a little bit if you want, but only if you promise you'll bite me :^)
But you can't be on top.

>>9158396
ah, my dear sweet innocent friend, i have a song for you, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghid6QKrhrA
you might like that.
i will say it's odd that you go straight to choking for "foulness", also, odd that you associate that with being intimate. you're a strange guy i think. not so sure you should be as trusted as you are with that there keyboard.

>>9158396
piss or piss off

>>9158417
aaaah there it is

>>9158425
is what

>>9158405
What is foulness to you?

>>9158433
oh no worries, sunshine, just a little "click" as it were.
>>9158434
foulness? well, that which inspires repugnance, of course! much like beauty, foulness is in the eye of the beholder, eh? all those goopy things in a person's eye you know, quite gross. anyhow, if you're doing it during sex, which is typically an act of pleasure for both parties, or is meant to be, and both consent to a good neck wrangling, it's not all that foul, is it? it's more like a very strong hug around a selective area, eh?

>>9158405
Thanks for the rec, my friend. But I wasn't associating choking with "foulness", rather just with intimacy (as you said). The "foul" would just be the sweaty skin-slapping.
We're both strange guys.
>>9158417
I live in the southern US. If it's feasible then we can meet up, but I think you said somewhere upstairs that you don't live in america.

>>9157887
Don't be discouraged and meet some in Israel.

>>9158455
you got me there, though i think it's odd more that the consenting adults want that strong hug specifically. anyway, i'm not strange, bud. i'm the control that i use to determine strangeness in others, without some strong sense of normalcy, someone can't ever call people strange or odd. all those people who ask "what's normal" and it's like, cmon, i am, obviously. they really don't have much hope figuring out the important stuff if they can't even figure that out.

>>9158449
>it's more like a very strong hug around a selective area, eh?
Possibly a less tender way of giving someone a hickey (which I love btw).
Moreso it's about domination, the appeal is very separate from the tactile sense. I think its a logical extension of enjoying missionary position.

>>9158488
well, by that measure, fisting is an extension of enjoying the missionary position, albeit a difficult position to manage simultaneously, it's all about the symbolic act rather than the lacerations of the ol' o ring right? ah, us silly guys with your conceptions of sex, no wonder we get so hung up on it all, assigning meaning and whatnot. good thing i'm beyond all that and only have sex in a hermetically sealed vat full of morel mushrooms, to emphasize the lack of meaning in the act, hell at this point i've gotten so good at extracting meaning from it all that once i had sex in the office, with all my clothes on, and no one else around, without any genitalia involved whatsoever. it was great, you know?

>>9157376
Bongistan

>>9158502
>fisting is an extension of enjoying the missionary position, albeit a difficult position to manage simultaneously
Curiouser and curiouser!
>have sex in a hermetically sealed vat full of morel mushrooms
I've forgotten about fat girl. Wanna meet up sometime?

Anyways, I think you've possibly surpassed my power level. I haven't read any of that pomo stuff; in fact (and also in confession) I actually masturbate to women I find conventionally attractive. Sorry to disappoint.

>>9158587
the sex i have isn't post-modern, or modern, or classical, or any of those things, assigning genres to my sexual activities would relegate the moments i have to some sort of experience that a librarian would have. no no, in the moment of coitus, it is exactly the lack of meaning that flashes through my mind, the disruption of the flow of thought, the crystal clear instance of silence and nothingness coursing through my noggin, yaknow? i really just can't get myself to shut the hell up any other way, won't shut up when i sleep, i go to bed talking up there, flowing and floating, and i get to sleep, and bam, awake again instantly, time for more thinking, and hell the noggin doesn't always have time to wait, it gets too antsy and just fills that instant with utter bullshit that sometimes lasts far too long. so you can see the idea of an orgasm being a desirable thing. 'course, i hear women's orgasms last longer than men's, which explains a lot about whores not having much to think about, i guess i envy them in a way at that.

plus i aint gay, bruv, sorry, thanks for the offer though.

>>9158613
You're not the guy I was talking to so I won't bother reading that.

>>9158613
Holy...

>>9158654
no, i'm fairly sure i am most certainly the guy, just switching between verses, it's no big deal though, you don't have to read it, friend.
>>9158665
ah shucks, no divinity here, just humanity my friend.

>>9158654
extremely rude 2bh

i feel bad now, i wonder why my odd buddy doesn't like me anymore, maybe i talked too much. i always seem to do that.

>>9158727
It's because I'm sleepy, and also quite drunk. I'm sorry, friend, I thought it wasn't you because I was watching the poster count and I saw it go from 107 to 108 right around the time you posted.
>maybe i talked too much
I always talk too little.

>>9158758
oh hey it's okay, no worries, i'm done now anyway, i'm busy watching more norm macdonald compilations. really funny stuff.

>>9158770
I really would like to watch it with you, but it's past my bedtime. I had fun, see you later.

this was a fun thread. the night threads are boring though. i hope this thread gets some friends soon.

>>9159126
you're adorable man ;-;

>>9159222
i am? i gotta say i'm happy to hear that. you that same person from before?

>>9153473
a gril recommended A Hero Of Our Time to me actually.

>>9159235
nah, completely different person

>>9159222
now that i think about it, it sounds like some sort of super hero, flying around, giving puppy dog eyes and eating pretzels, why he eats pretzels i donno, doesn't seem all that adorable to me, but i have some pretzels here, and you know what they say, write what you live, whoever says that i figure is as good as anyone to listen to, so that's what i decided to do, although, thinking about that, if i write for a living, do i just write about writing? man, that must go into some sort of paradox after a while, maybe i'll have to send a letter to that guy who made that quote up, to give him a warning, keep people from getting stuck in some sort of slump, i care about people, y'know, i can't help it, most people say to just give up on most people, but i still try to make sure people feel better. unless they like nabokov or tolstoy, they're usually pretty mean guys, but i don't wish them any harm, i just refuse to help em. just like i refuse that greene guy.

>>9159245
oh okay, well hello, nice to meetcha on this anonymous board!

>>9158676
ur a doucher

>>9159256
i do like a good wash.

>>9159253
nice to meet you too, was just reading through thread earlier but your posts convey a sense of warmth and naivety I haven't seen on 4chan in a while, quite refreshing actually.

>>9159283
oh i dunno, i'm pretty morally bankrupt and corrupt and all that, i don't think all that much of being an asshole all the time though, it really hurts people. thanks though, like i said earlier i've been watching norm macdonald, after he got memed a lot and i've just been enjoying his mode of thought a while, something that if you're being too serious might bother you a little, but if you're kinda laid back, you might smile at. i'm glad you liked what i wrote, and i hope i write more stuff in the future that you'll like. who knows.

Literally anything that suggests an inkling of thought and isn't just trashy YA or romance or self-help

>>9153094
>ctrl+F Mein Kampf
>0 results

ok. ok. wow. just... ok.

>>9160097
you write like a girl, or a homo

>>9153094
>What's the one (1) book I read in front of a man to attract him? He's like you, /lit/

"Cocks and How to Swallow Them"

>>9153094
Lolita
>Wow, you like little girls too?

>>9153094
For me? Anything but philosophy or garbo like the hunger games

Reading philosophy is usually a sign of

A) a lack of capacity to use your own head and form conclusions based on experience and research

B) A lack of friends even close to that level that you can share and analyse these conclusions with

Philosophy books are basically the "pewdiepie is my friend" entertainment for wannabe intellectuals

Pounded In The Butt By My Own Book Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt

>>9153094

Holy shit, that girl is cute. A total 10/10 for me.

>>9161663
Her reading and the way she dresses actually makes her cuter.

>>9158770
you around?

>>9163773
sure am, i've been arguing about tolstoy, i'm apparently the antagonist! how are you?

>>9161663
and she's reading 120 days of sodom so you know she is into some freaky shit, or at the very least curious about it

>>9163778
I'm alright, friend bailed on me tonight, drunk again.
Haven't read Tolstoy (I'm actually starting with the Greeks once again, currently).
Had fun baiting a music group on fb tonight. About to smoke a cigarette.

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>>9161663

I saved that picture.

What do you think of pic related?

>>9153098
i actually got about halfway through it and my dick hurt from jerking off so much that i had to stop (side note: its hard to read with only one hand available to hold the book)

someday when i recover ill go back and finish it, it was actually pretty interesting

>>9153830
perfect image

also saddest episode ever

>>9163831
baiting a music group, sounds like something a chick would do.
well, concerning tolstoy, i've just been arguing against him being all that great, considering he's a slave rapist, there's a whole thread on the subject of tolstoy though, but, anyway, i'm sorry that you aren't able to have fun with your friend, that sucks, anyhow, i'm just thinking about watching some hitchens, if only to recall his style of oration, usually that kind of thing rubs off on my writing style, which is pretty fun. which greek?

Since this is a thread for finding /lit/ guys, please give me tips on to find a /lit/ guy in this third-world country. None of the boys I know actually read and the only one who did doesn't like me anymore.

>>9163966
where are you from & would you be willing to marry an american for citizenship?

>>9163992
I'm from Bangladesh, but I don't think my parents will let me marry a foreigner : (

The Bathtub's Music by Angela Kim.

>>9164008
it's ok i'm nothing special anyway. didn't a bunch of novelists in bangladesh get murdered over the past few years by islamic fundamentalists?

>>9164015
Yeah, fundamentalists have a list of atheist bloggers and novelists they have to kill. The situation has been growing worse recently.

>>9164031
crazy shit. you plan to remain there or do you wanna get out someday?

>>9153094
Posting my response from the other thread, as it applies here as well.

>What's the one (1) book I read in front of a woman to attract her? She's like you, /lit/.
I'd like to try and answer this seriously.

If we're assuming the opposite is the true question (what book could a girl read to catch your eye?) then its a very precarious question.
Just because someone is reading a certain book doesn't mean they'll exemplify any special traits. They might be a normalfag poser, a psued, or something else altogether.
The most preferable outcome is of course someone who is reading a book because they are legitimately interested by it and stand to gain some sort of pleasure or knowledge from reading it. Or alternatively, someone who reads a book earnestly, even if the enjoyment or edification to be gained from it ultimately goes over their head, but they set out willing to learn. Honesty is key to both of these good outcomes.
Really what the question seems to be driving at though is "what book would be a good conversation starter for someone of your tastes?", which in my opinion defeats the purpose of reading altogether. If you are the kind of person who reads to flaunt it or portray yourself as someone you aren't, it would be good if you thought about that and tried to fix it.
Besides, there is a chance you attract the wrong type of person, a poser or some such, who likely has nothing great to offer to you.
In summary, I think it is best to read for enjoyment or enlightenment, and if in doing so you happen to meet an interesting person, then that's simply fortunate.

To answer the question directly, although it is as I said precarious, I would go with my philosophy and read something I enjoy or find useful/interesting. I am currently reading Nine Stories by J. D. Sallinger and enjoying it very much. I also have yet to finish Les Fluers Du Mal and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
So we'll say those three for the sake of the question.

>>9163966
>>9164008

The only girl I know IRL who reads is Bangladeshi. She's absolutely gorgeous, too bad she's married

How do I find a /lit/ boy for myself? I just want someone to read and share books with, it's so depressing by myself.

My current guy friends have few interests outside of video games and internet groups have been really draining with all the memes and general women-hating attitude. I'm slowly learning to accept my spinster fate.

>>9164215
pick a third year college course on either a soft science or a fine art, look for the guy in the room who is trying hard but doesn't belong

>>9164215
>implying /lit/ isn't an internet group in which there are memes and a general woman hating attitude
a /lit/ boy?
you mean you want an easily manipulated cuckboy. fuck off roastie.

>>9164215

How do I find a consenting woman with a pulse

>>9153431
>>9153439
>>9153369

Shandy's strength is not it's jokes. I think it has more to do with characters, like uncle Toby who's my favorite, and look at their quirks and interactions. Sort of reminds me of Twin Peaks. And the humorous part for me is how it plays with narrative structure which can bend in any shape or form and fit in anything within itself. Stories within stories within actions of characters, passages of other books like Rabelais, numerous references to philosophers, history and other authors. This in itself makes reading Tristram Shandy entertaining, not the constant references but it's narration.

I really hope you could enjoy this book again.

>>9164282
eh, thanks for the sentiment, but it just doesn't seem like it's for me.

>>9164256
>>9164215
>you mean you want an easily manipulated cuckboy
That's me, pls come save me from this hellhole known as northern europe
I'm 19, mom says I'm handsome, virgin, will do whatever you want as long as:
-You are moderately attractive
-We live in somewhere warm and sunny

>>9164043
Really was hoping on studying in the US and then returning back to the country if things got better.

>>9164094
Just curious, was her marriage arranged?

>>9164520
THIS

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I mean, I'd be attracted to her anyways, but it certainly doesn't hurt that she's reading Joyce.

>>9164215
pls be in perth

>>9164279
You pay for her.

I will never have a girlfriend ;;

>>9153094
ill talk to a qt reading Debord

>>9164253
Finished university years ago, have I missed my golden opportunity? I studied a hard science though, maybe they wouldn't have liked me anyways.

>>9164520
Reading this around where I am would definitely attract the worst kind of attention.

>>9164934
America unfortunately.

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>>9153094
Books will NEVER get you laid, male or female.

This stupid fucking meme needs to die.

>>9164215
as a certifiably /lit/ boy i rarely leave the house other than to work my retail job. so i'd say peruse through your local supermarkets and look for the guy reading delillo behind the cash register.

>>9164821

I dunno. I don't know her that well. Are arranged marriages common in Bangladesh?

>>9166341
Like half
of them are arranged, though rates have been falling.

>>9167327
i guess the fact that you're seeking a /lit/ guy implies your family hasn't arranged a marriage for you, then?

>>9164478
>mom says I'm handsome

does your grandma pinch your cheeks?

>>9167582
mine does :3

>>9167506
Haha yes. They're not concerned about my marriage right now, and they usually say that they're fine with me being single all my life but who knows what will happen in the near future?