>he cannot recite at least 50 poems from memory
What are you even doing here
Discussing literature with autistic people.
>>9152502
>here
I'm here because I can't do that
>Good poems in my language have so many difficult words that average people can't even understand it.
>youre not a real X unless Y
Gatekeepers are so fucking pathetic, holy shit.
Why yes, I can recite Ozymandias
>>9152509
kek no one here discusses literature. Lurk more
>>9152502
I know 50 dirty limericks
>>9153280
i'd rather drink with this cunt, desu
>>9152502
Of course I can. Sadly, nobody ever asks me to do so. I dream of a bevy of drunken college girls surrounding me and offering to each remove a piece of clothing for each poem I recite. Once they are all nude, they offer me a giant delicious marshmallow to eat while they run their hot tongues over every inch of my body until I climax all over their ecstatic faces. When I wake up, my pillow is missing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDdfOFNrEGM
>>9152509
> discussing literature
I think you mean discussing discussing literature
>>9153294
Lmao.....I think you ate youre pillow..........
>>9152502
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