>be a chef
>one of the waiters ID is 'dr dick' on docket print outs
>ask what the nickname refers to
>"I have a doctorate in comparative literature"
>and he is working as a waiter
You can't make this shift up
>>9149776
>Everyone who pursues education must have a job linked to that education.
Do you ever spit in the customers' food ?
>>9149776
And yet you just did
i'll doctor your dick
but nah the job market for english phd grads is a fucking empty husk. nobody's retiring and schools that are hiring ask for specialization in certain areas, namely in areas relating to relevancy, like ecocriticism, or feminist studies, etc.
>>9149827
>pursing education
>paying tens of thousands of dollars (minimum) for a meme piece of paper saying you were a good boy
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