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dude Nick Land lmao
robots and new Darwinism duuuude
free will capitalism liberism conservativism Fusionism I'm-so-redpilled-ism!
translations (frogface on the left)
ehm what's so bad about translations?
you have to read the originals to experience ORIGINALITY
to experience AUTHENTICITY
to experience THE TRUTH
b-but I want to read so many books from so many different countries, how am I supposed to lea-
READ THE ORIGINALS
o-okay but I think I don't have the time right now to learn so ma-
READ THE ORIGINALS
man I'm so edgy I'm gonna read Julius Evola hehe look at me I'm so edgy
I also read Hitler on wikipedia 'cause I'm a nu-male and of course I need to look at reality from so many points of view hehe
START WITH THE GREEKS
okay but what if I prefer the twentieth century because it's closer to m-
START WITH THE GREEKS
ooookay but at the moment I'm really into French novelists of the 19th century, I'd really like to finish them bef-
START WITH THE GREEKS
read Marx? get out of here you fucking commie you came to destroy our peaceful world made of freedom and family unit
did you know your favorite alt-right thinkers were all trained on Marx's texts?
shut up you terrifying commie you're just a faggot you're the scum of this planet
/lit/ writes a novel!
/lit/ writes a novel? wut?
yeah let's make a beautiful puzzle of random stuff written by different kids!!
how do I get published?
why would you want to get published?
well because, you know, I have this thousand-page tome in muh drawer it's so deep and speculative and postmodern it's so Veeky Forums
okay but why would you want to publish that?
lol why you even ask it's pretty obvious I deserve to get published because I wrote this tome I'm literally like DFW wew
do you not think there are thousands of others writing tomes right now and trying to get published?
what? hahahah no no no no what? sorry what are you talking about, I'm clearly the only one c'mon
okay but, again: why would you want to get published
well dude okay, if you insist... I want to earn money, live on my writings, doing interviews, sign autographs...you know, stuff like that!
LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE
b-but..
LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE
why haven't you read the western canon yet?
sorry what's the western canon?
lol what a fucking pleb you are everybody knows what's the western canon
yeah but I mean what books do you mean by western canon?
THE WESTERN CANON YOU STUPID IDIOT
START WITH THE BIBLE
what if I don't give a fuck about God and Jesus?
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU ABSOLUTE PLEB GO READ THE BIBLE RIGHT NOW
>mfw
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>>9145976
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
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it's like you stole my bot keywords
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it's really funny all of the advice is obviously bs
like you are going to learn a new language in a passable way to read relevant literature during the year or so you're maximally going to keep visiting this board
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just kill me already
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looks like garbage time just ran out
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It's all just pretend advice by lazy man children who hate themselves and never actually do any of it themselves. Read what you want friend
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>>9146388
None of what you just said is true
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