>Start reading this >expect a cyberpunk adventure >fucking

>>9145774
>expect a cyberpunk adventure
go read some shadowrun you nitwit

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>start reading this
>expect a memetic pomo work
>fucking 1100 pages of /r/funny tier jokes

>>9145795
>titled Infinite Jest
>expects to not be rused
lmoa

>start reading this
>expect a gloomy tale of despair
>fucking 400 pages of Russian penal code

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>>9145804

>>9145804
>start reading post
>expect an image to coincide with the humorous tale
>nothing

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>start reading this
>expect a bildungsroman about relationships
>it's 700 pages of hardcore BDSM porn

>>9145804
It's literally called Crime and Punishment, sempai, how are you surprised by this outcome?

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>start reading this
>expect epic fantasy
>it's a biography of Audi CEO

>>9145774
>book title mentions Electric Sheep
>there are actually robotic livestock, it's not just an artsy title
>>9145810
>>9146000
>book title mentions punishment
>doesn't end with criminal being caught, criminal is actually punished
>>9146011
>book title mentions lord of the rings
>the ring itself is the the lord of the other rings
>>9145795
>book title mentions an infinite jest
>the book is just a really long waste of time you trick people into reading

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>start reading this
>expect some highbrow mysticism
>it's 400 pages of autistic frogposter's greentext

>read this
>become ordinary /lit/ poster

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>start reading this
>expect whiny melodrama
>it's an alpinism handbook