good morning evening afternoon /lit/
I love beer so fucking much, beer is the best thing. I got drunk on champagne all night but damn beer is just the really best
really best
beer is best
anyway so
i've been reading some Knunt Hamsun recently, and some Judy Blume
and so
Judy Blume is like a young adult book writer, specifically for teenage girls
any writers similar to this?
I figured reading this kinda stuff really relaxes me and keeps me from drinking
SO
ANY WRITERS SIMILAR TO JUDY BLUME?
ALSO
HEY
lets talk about ann beathy
or what is her name
ann beathie.
that woman. she is the inspiration of Tao Lin
the woman who wrote Chilly Scenes of Winter
yeah she got a weird typing style
can we talk about that?
whats that alla bout
>>9143034
holy fuck are you drunk??? xD
mom dad would be so fucking mad if they knew!! wish i could have a beer too, but I have school tomoz :((
>>9143043
My parents don't know, they live elsewhere
can you recommend me books or do you have to be fucking IRONIC ALL THE TIME
>>9143051
I don't read women (I have taken the redpill)
>>9143061
mine were white
what kinda beer are you drinking?
>>9143070
Paderborner lol
>>9143075
>not drinking stella
the fuck
>or guiness
you're making me want one.
Jodie foster was a fox when she was young, damn
>>9143149
I never understood why she was so balls out sexual at that age. She did a movie where she was gang raped on a pinball machine when she was like 14.
>>9143165
because she's fucking CUTE and people know how to make money? aka she was semi-forced
>>9143165
In that pic she's 19 but I know what you mean. I guess she started off as a prostitute in taxi driver and sort of became the go-to for the young girl who lost her innocence trope
I used to hang out with this lesbian who really identified with Jodie Foster and she would always say that we were like platonic power-couple Jodie Foster and Mel Gibson, because I'm a vitriolic alcoholic racist and she's a weirdly cerebral lesbian, and she accepts me and defends me.
I miss her.
>>9143251
Which race do you hate most?
>>9143165
Women are whores at heart.
See Schopenhauer's 'On Women' for proof
>>9143034
post feet
WHISKEY IS MY KIND OF
LULLABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>9143251
The two of you must have been insufferable, was she heavier than you?
>>9143842
that watermark ruins the fantasy
Wow, is everyone on /lit/ a drunken moron?
It's Ann Beattie, you fucking assholes who need to all kill yourselves.
Stay on 4chan, keep reading kids' books by men, living with your mom and dad, masturbating, being unpopular, squeezing your pimples.
Real men read real books by adults, men or women.
All of you, seriously: Go kill yourselves. Now.