>talking to qt
>asks me what i'm studying
>"i'm a lit major."
>i can tell she's getting wet
>"oh i just love reading. what's your favorite book?"
>"uhhh" realize i literally cannot even pronounce the title or author
>try to think of some other book but go blank all books are jackie chan
>start sweating and can't speak
>"well are you going to tell me or not?" *confused face*
>"haha ummm well it's ummm hmmm"
JUST
>Americans
What's good about A Rebours?
Truly, A Rebours is insipid. Las Bas, however, is a wonderful book. weez-MAHN (just say 'mall' through your nose).
>>9136147
ok. ok. wow. just... ok. saying nothing was likely better than properly pronouncing that piece of shit hipster book in pic related, she would've known you are a complete fucking pretentious faggot and dropped your ass
>>9136147
>Not pulling out the ol' "Oh, there's so many good books, I can't pick just one!"
It's like you WANT to be a virgin.