Make your favourite quote related to traffic cones. Alternatively,

It is because it doesn't stand in traffic, that it never gets knocked over.

t. Laozi

What did the traffic cone say to the pavement? He said to the pavement that he doesn't have vocal cords, thus he is unable to speak.

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>>9130431

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>>9130515
Feathered version.

>The sole means of protecting your solitude is to offend everyone, beginning with traffic cones.

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>>9130528
Hmm, I feel like I can't get it to look right.

Bigger Lao Tzi version.

Why aren't traffic cones black? They'd be harder to see.

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What do you call a mopey traffic cone?

Please stop forcing this meme.
sage

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“How unbearable, for traffic cones, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.”

>>9130855

a pouty pylon

A traffic Cones across the sky.

Traffic cones
$4 worth of PVC
redirecting a $20000 hunk of metal
going at 140km/h

Only art can make human beauty endure, and the ultimate form of art, is traffic cones.

For sale: Traffic cones, never used.

Can someone think of one about a friend protection someone?

>>9130384
if the cone was a bone, I would wholly welcome it home, cautioning all those who enter the tight tunnel