What book has/had taken you the longest to read? I don't

>>9128223
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women too.

>>9128360
take this pasta back to /r9k/, you pathetic shit

Not a face, at all
Huge squishy boobs like perfect balls
I am about to cum

>>9128360
>*tipping intensifies*

>>9128385
Angela white wins with her tits and her personality. More than enough to get my cockin rockin

>>9128223
Just give the name anon, dont make this harder (than my dick) on yourself (over her face)

>>9128360
this but ironically

The Bible. The New Testament was fine, but the Old was exhausting. Took about 2 months to read the whole thing.

IJ