Pic related is the longest novel ever written. Marienbad My

Isn't there some autist who wrote an even longer super smash bros fanfic?

17 million words and nothing of value

>>9128128
No, that was just over 1 million words. This is 17 times longer.

>>9128132
How do you know? Have you read it? Or do you only value unread books providing the Jewish publishing industry has told you to do so?

>>9128112
And nobody is going to read it.

What a waste of such an autistic mind. What a waste of time.

The second longest novel ever written in any language ever. Also the second most pointless novel ever written in any language. The Blah Story is written by a pseudo-intellectual asshat named Nigel Tomm and weighs in at over 11 million words. This isn't so impressive, however, when you note the following things about it:

- 90% of the words in the novel are "blah."
- One of its many volumes (22 at last count and still going) is little more than a half-million word sentence generated by computer.
- It also contains the longest word in any book ever, which is several million characters and is also generated by computer.
- In fact, it's basically just "blah" repeated billions of times with random words stuffed in between.

>>9128150
Why does it matter if it's read?

>>9128112
Where's that guy with a taller stack of white boxes filled with whatever he's been writing?

>>9128179
gaskun was his name if I remember. I haven't seen him around here in ages. Used to be a regular in the tc community.

>>9128179
Gas-kun?

He an hero'd in December of last year.

>>9128187
Source? I also heard fatherdubs was dead as well.

>>9128193
It's in the warosu archives. He lost his job and his father died just before Christmas so he posted a goodbye thread and left a note for his roommate to try and publish his book.

>>9128295
Someone please post this. Although... just because someone makes a goodbye thread doesn't mean they went through with shit. I can't believe no one takes the time to find obituaries.

>>9128112
Likely quantity over quality.

>>9129922

>Likely

>>9128295
Im pretty sure this is false. He last posted on feb 2.

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>>9128112

What ever happened to the memoir dude?

>>9128137
Actually, it's at just over 4 million words and counting. As long as the guy stays alive long enough, he'll probably keep writing and eventually surpass Leach.

>>9128112
This isn't hard to do.

3,000 words per day, that's 90k per month and about 1 million per year. If I started writing at this rate I could have the longest fairly decent novel by the time I'm 35.

>>9129922
>Likely
I don't even need to read Wittgenstein to be certain of this one

>>9130195
He an hero'd back in December of last year.

>Mark Leach

Literally who

http://www.marienbadmylove.com/

>This multi-million-word, multi-volume work has been meticulously assembled through calculation and chance from fragments of pre-existing texts both written and appropriated by Mark Leach over the course of 30 years

>He didn't even write it.

>>9128112
>can't write a quality novel
>decide to just write the longest novel ever, regardless of substance
>kill yourself after your 15 minutes of fame is up

>>9130960
What if you write the longest book ever but make sure that every sentence is written with care etc?

all these dudes are Elohim's dick riders

>>9128152
>it's basically just "blah" repeated billions of times with random words stuffed in between
So he pretty much summarized continental philosophy?