im going to write a shitty YA novel under an ethnic nom de plume

>>9125472
Even though I won't read it, because I don't bother with anything "YA," I wish you the best of luck in your endeavor, OP.

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>>9125472
Hide the Tiger

>>9125472
ten bucks says you'll never even finish it

>>9125494
Holy...
If Ebola only knew...

>>9125496
you're probably right.

I wasn't planning on making it very long though, maybe 200-250 pages with room for a sequel so it's more likely to get snatched up.

if i dont finish it ill dump what i have here and let someone else take it up if they want.

>>9125494
lol

>>9125472
lol

>>9125472
I wanted to write a YA novel about a women of colour who becomes a wizard warrior, and make it seem like a triumphant feel good glory story until the third chapter after she topples the Empire. The rest of the book would be her turning deranged, murdering opposition, participating in cannibal pagan rituals, making love to animals and finally destroying the world as she unleashed pseudo-hell unto it.

>>9125555
quads confirms you have to do it

>>9125555
Your mom dies if you don't finish the first book in a year.

>>9125472
>subtle
sure you will

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>>9125472
$100 says it ends up reading like pic...

>>9125542
I just finished my Hunger Games ripoff with a similar length and my advice is to just be a big boy and write a chapter a day regardless of how shitty it turns out. You can rewrite it all later if the quality matters to you.

>>9127076
>plummeted taint first into the sea

Kek. This isn't bad writing. This is good writing masquerading as bad writing.

>>9127076
>Implying that is a bad thing

>>9125494
nice