All of the best living authors are going to die in the next decade.
Thomas Pynchon, 79
Don Delillo, 80
Cormac Mccarthy, 83
Joseph Mcelroy, 86
William H Gass, 92
You get to decide who lives long enough to finish more work. You are allotted the time to complete 1 novel, 1 novella, and 1 meme length book to distribute among them. Who gets what?
All I want is a final Pynchon masterpiece.
>>9116619
Novel -Thomas Pynchon
Novella -Thomas Pynchon
Meme Length Book -Thomas Pynchon
And I'm being serious.
Mccarthy
The rest are meme trash
>>9116619
It's depressing that these hacks are the best modern literature can cobble together.
>tfw we could have had another 40 years of DFW
>>9116681
Glad we didn't
>>9116666
>stop cafeteria
>>9116619
>novel: delillo although zero k is literally the most perfect book for his last one. Pynchon if it isn't one of his trash books
>novella: gass, duh
>meme: mccarthy
>>9116637
>picks objectively the worst writer out of a thin field
wew lad
>>9116637
>>9116666
>>9116735
>>9116682
delete this
novel - McElroy
novella - Delillo
meme - McCarthy
I think all except McCarthy has a meme-length book.
No Pynchon because he's been quite prolific lately.
McElroy needs another novel.
Delillo hasn't made anything great in a while, he needs the chance.
Gass is farts.
>>9116619
Alice Munro, 85
Btw, Gass is trash. Unironically kill yourself, pseud.
>>9116682
I don't know which is worse: people who pretend to hate DFW or people who worship him.
I want the door stopper from Ruggles and the novella from Tortilla, I don't carry about the others.
>>9116619
None of these are the best living authors
>>9117214
>>9117224
Right, I can accept Pynchon being one of the best authors alive. But the rest are memes and literally whos
>>9116619
>actors you had a crush on as a child are now going to die soonfuck you, Harrison Ford
I actually come here every day to check has anyone of these plus Roth croaked.
>Cormac McCarthy has been working on a "long" book for several years now
He's going to die before it's finished isn't he?
>>9117236
The Passenger is supposed to come out next December, Cormac is actually looking decent, I'm more worried about Gass
what about John Barth?