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Daily reminder that Looking for Alaska is required reading in several public high schools.
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Doesn't that book include graphic depictions of child sex?
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wow really got my noggin joggin'
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That suit is so ill fitting its reviewbrah tier
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>>9108466
>Just as the Bradys were getting locked in jail, Lara randomly asked me, “Have you ever gotten a blowjob?”
>“Um, that’s out of the blue,” I said.
>“The blue?”
>“Like, you know, out of left field.”
>“Left field?”
>“Like, in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. I mean, what made you think of that?”
>“I’ve just never geeven one,” she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen. I thought I would explode. I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy all of the sudden...
>“No,” I said. “I never have.”
>“Think it would be fun?”
>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! “Um. yeah. I mean, you don’t have to.”
>“I think I want to,” she said, and we kissed a little, and then. And then with me sitting watching The Brady Bunch, watching Marcia Marcia Marcia up to her Brady antics, Lara unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.
>“Wow,” she said.
>“What?”
>She looked up at me, but didn’t move, her face nanometers away from my penis. “It’s weird.”
>“What do you mean weird?”
>“Just beeg, I guess.”
>I could live with that kind of weird. And then she wrapped her hand around it and put it into her mouth.
>And waited.
>We were both very still. She did not move a muscle in her body, and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen, but I wasn’t quite sure what.
>She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.
>And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
>“Should I do sometheeng?”
>“Um. I don’t know,” I said. Everything I’d learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn’t that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
>“Should I, like, bite?”
>“Don’t bite! I mean, I don’t think. I think—I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don’t know if there’s something else.”
>“I mean, you deedn’t—”
>“Um. Maybe we should ask Alaska.”
>So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
>Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, “So, want to do some homework?”
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>>9108466
>>9108470
kek
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>>9108470
>Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
I laugh every time.
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>>9108463

It's almost as if teenage minds are undeveloped to the point that you need to make compromises in choosing what they should read to ensure that it is engaging and plebby enough to outweigh the distractions from pornography and social media use.
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>>9108463

Actually we have public education because of the increasing complexity of industrial and military equipment and the concurrent rise of mass employment and conscription in the nineteenth century.
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>>9108470
As a Romanian person, I find this incredibly ignorant, insulting and belittling to my people. To insinuate that a Romanian born and raised girl of high school age would be at a loss on how to properly suck dick and would need "coaching" from one of her American counterparts is as preposterous as suggesting she would be in any way impressed at the size and girth of said American dick.
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>>9108672
Why would anyone want to take a pill that makes him believe he is a numale cuck gypsy fuck?
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>>9108672
Most of us, sure, but I'll bet Lara smells nice. She uses Crest Complete.
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>>9108672
>Romanians smell like shit
I diffuse my smell in your general direction, American shit masturbator! I shit on your grandma's funeral ornament. Your mother makes the fellatio to the dogs in the heat in your gentrified suburban dwelling unit. You are a not wanted son of the whores for generations. Your father was drink and he breeded you with woman of niggers slaves and immigrations. Masturbate the cock of the father, cow raper!
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>>9108725
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>>9108494
>>9108470
>>9108466
>>9108463
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/may/08/father-arrested-protesting-jodi-picoult-high-school

If you dont live in shit towns and big cities, there is a pushback against this shit.
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I had to read The Hunger Games for an AP English class junior year of high school. The only "literary" works we read that year were 1984 and The Great Gatsby which should be freshman year material at best.
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>>9108741
>arresting people because they don't want their kids being forced to read pornography
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>>9108732
Your Trump is wig haired man and cannot lift his dick anymore but buy votes by corrupted media also washed on the brain ignorants Americans persons. You imperialistic burgermongers think you can just put your dick in mouths of persons in all the lands. But women from all peoples victims of American rapism will say no more and will spit on your wavy warty cocks! Ptiu! Ptiu!
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>>9108780
Gentle reminder that his IQ is higher than yours
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>>9108808
Stern-worded reminder than iq is ever brought up only by those who have literally nothing else to boast about, you impunitive turkey fluffer.
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>>9108470
I can't tell if this is a real excerpt or not and that just makes it better.
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>>9108762
There's hardly anything erotic about the scene.
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>>9108468
Reviewbrah has a large collection of old style suits that were meant to be more baggy.

I imagine Green just doesn't bother to iron his only cheap suit that is stored in the back of a closet filled with ironic and pendantic nerdlord t shirts, with the occasional "Practice Reckless Optimism" one.
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>>9109301
It's real. I read it when I was 17.
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>>9108463
yeye cool that's why we're reading it now. come join the fun. don't forget your 100mg cannacaps!
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>>9108669
this, romanians if nothing else know how to suck dick like champs. Best I ever had by a mile

pic related
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>>9109357
>>9108468

Yeah, this. Reviewbrah also buys his suits for literally under $1; you'd think Green could cough up some more money
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