Ok, so the MC kills 20 bandits with magic and everyone is okay

>>9079778
>Ching-chongo 1000 folduru light sword.

Not on your life.

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>>9079778
Leave alien

The protagonist was captured by a sex goddess and he was so good at having sex despite being a virgin that the sex goddess fell in love with him. It's been a while but I can't remember if this was before or after he talked to the evil tree or stayed with that matriarchal tribe that didn't know how people got pregnant where he learned their whole system of martial arts within a short amount of time.

...and your problem with this book is that the protagonist killed 20 people.

>>9079847
This is why we have a containment thread

>>9079778
Maybe they're like, fuck the Arcanum, bandits deserved it.

>>9079847
dis

>>9079847


>For the next seven years Pat studied anthropology, philosophy, eastern religions, history, alchemy, parapsychology, literature, and writing. He studied six different martial arts, practiced improv comedy, learned how to pick locks, and became a skilled lover of women. He also began writing a satirical advice column which he continues to this day: The College Survivial Guide. Through all of this he continued to work on his novel.

It's semi-autobiographical anon. Some of us are skilled lovers of women, it's not that unrealistic.

>>9079987
>alchemy,
that's not a real thing!

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>>9079987
If you think the man in this picture is a master of six martial arts and a """skilled lover of women""" I have a bridge to sell you

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>>9079987
>I am a master of alchemy, parapsychology, and literature. My prose is the greatest achievement of the 21st century. I am a skilled lover of women. Stand down, or face my wrath.

Wat do /lit/?

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>>9080021
Submit, no one can beat this fine gentleman

>>9079987
>studied
>practiced
ie.: spent a couple weeks watching youtube videos.

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>>9079987

Mother of god