>And then they started clapping. All the people, all these

haha le easy target meem

bet you read The Unbearable Lightness of Being and think it's sooooo deep

>>9064095
>The unbearable lightness of memeing
Go home John you're embarrassing yourself

>>9064091
> a European accent

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>>9064091
>European
>accent

>>9064091

>a European accent

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I assumed he was just some dweeb writing romantic fiction, but is he actually a moron?

>>9064143
It's John Green an international best seller

>>9064103
>>9064109
>>9064143

Oh my god. How hard is it to grasp that some people have accents that aren't American?

>>9064160

Very hard because it requires believing that America isn't the epicentre of the world for everybody, even those who don't live in America, and that is a belief I find very hard to stomach.

*Grabs gun, sticks keys into ignition of my Hummer and drives into the Grand Canyon*

>>9064160
There is no such thing as an "european" accent, ya goof

>>9064160
>>9064198
The point is there is no "European accent", Europe has hundreds of accents

>>9064160
then write "a foreigner accent". John Green kind admits with this expression that he can't differentiate accents between european people

>>9064160
america created the Human

>>9064160
>How hard is it to grasp that some people have accents that aren't American?

Like who? Can you name someone?

>>9064091
>And then they started clapping. All the people, all these adults, just started clapping, they clapped and clapped, and one, clapping, shouted "Bravo!" in a European accent. Augustus, smiling, bowed while the people with the European accent clapped. Laughing, I curtsied ever so slightly, which was met with another round of applause and clapping.

ITT: Triggered Eurocucks

>>9064294
Europeans
Africans (whites and African-American color)
The Asians (Indians, Mongolians, Japanese, etc. 2bh i can't tell the difference).

Lots of people have accents. We can't all be born in the United States and accent neutral.
Bigote

"And then the Europeans started clapping European claps. All the people, all these adults, all these Europeans, just started clapping in a European way, and one European shouted "Bravo!" in a European accent. Augustus (an american), smiling, bowed like an american. Laughing, I (also american) curtsied ever so slightly, in an american fashion, which was met with another round of applause from the Europeans." -- John Green

>>9064103
>>9064109
>>9064143
the narrator isnt a 3rd party. its some dumb kid who doesnt know any better

john green sucks but you idiots cant read

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>>9064091
I hate John Green and everything that he represents.

Bravo is an italian word. Italy is in europe. So shouting it with an european accent potentially means with no accent

>>9064211
No, it is from the perspective of a naive narrator i.e. a child that can't distinguish between accents.

Holy shit you are stupid.

>>9064580

If you read my post then you'll have noticed I asked a question so thanks for answering.

Nothing in that quote suggests it's a kid narrating. An adult can easily refer to others adults in the same way.

Still, I'll accept I jumped the gun a bit.

>a bunch of random ass people in a dutch restaurant just started clapping upon seeing two teenagers making out

>>9064723
It was actually in Anne Frank's house, not even shitting you

>>9064728
Oh, I thought this was the restaurant scene. I watched the movie a couple years ago out of boredom.

What the fuck is John's problem?

>>9064734
Haven't seen the film, never will

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>>9064091
daily reminder

>>9064748
Willem Dafoe plays the bitter alcoholic writer, the scene where they visit his house only for him to make fun of them and tell them to fuck off was really fun. It's almost like Green had a moment of clarity when he came up with that part.

>>9064774
Maybe I will then, that does sound pretty good

>>9064760
Thank God there's a red border around the text, I wouldn't have been able to find it otherwise.

>>9065145
It was useful

>>9064091
>And then they started clapping. All the people, all these adults, just started clapping, they clapped and clapped, and one, clapping, shouted "Bravo!" in a European accent. Augustus, smiling, bowed while the people with the European accent clapped. Laughing, I curtsied ever so slightly, which was met with another round of applause and clapping.

Why do people Green-post? My library has many novels, many geared towards young females, yet I do not read them or know anything about the author, nor do i care to know. How is Green different, that all you faggots know something about him?

>>9066034
They show his crash course videos in schools nowadays. Everyone who went to an American public school in the last 5 years has seen a John Meme video.

>>9064580
That's a brilliant device to conceal author's intellectual disability. Bravo, Yon Greene.

>>9064207
The point is there is no "British accent," Britain has dozens of accents.
The point is there is no "Northern accent," the North of England has multiple accents.
The point is there js no "American accent," America has scores of accents.

>>9066066
Crash course in what?
>>9066072
>Britain has dozens of accents
Try hundreds

>>9066075
https://youtu.be/Q-mkVSasZIM

>>9066075
I did try. I tried to understand what these inbred little hamlet folk, these degenerate portly famers resembling Hobbita more than human beings, were trying to say, and I gave up and left. It's even worse in Italy, whrere in every valley the older generations speak their own language.

>>9066092
Fucking kek you typed "hobbita" instead of "hobbits" you dumb fucking phone poster
What a loser

>>9066066
wtf is wrong with americans

>>9066227
hobbita is actually the plural, Tolkien was funny like that.

>Mr. Green howls with bitterly professional practical-gag mirth and clunks over and slaps little Bruce on the back so hard that Brucie expels a lime Gummi Bear he’d been eating – this too a visual memory, contextless and creepy – which arcs across the living room and lands in the fireplace’s fire with a little green siss of flame.

John Green is literally unreadable

>>9066066
This

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>>9066345
This is why people who read lotr are going to hell

>>9066457
Lotr is a meme anyway