Lads I need help with writing my son a children's book.

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Lads I need help with writing my son a children's book. I have some ideas already, I just need the in between. The book is called The poop that took a pee. It's all about this piece of shit that through hard work and practise learned how to pee. During the book he goes around to a bunch of different Bodily functions ( like barf, a sneeze/snot, a cough/phlegm ) and asks them if they would like to see his new trick, peeing. All of the Bodily functions don't even give him the time of day and tell him there's no way he could ever pee. Yatta Yatta yatta ( this is the in between I need help with) eventually he shows it to a function that will listen to him and then they go to show the rest of the functions. Poop shows them and he tells them they can do anything they want as long as they practise. So the last page is all of them together barf will be shitting everywhere, pee with be sneezing and getting boogers on everyone, the cough will be barfing on everyone else and it's one giant cluster fuck. So what do you guys think?