Reminder that THREE HUNDRED PRINTED COPIES of this book exist,

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>>9049424
>mfw I wrote one of the most popular stories in this book

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>tfw you contributed to a great work of art
>and it was in the purest way

>>9049424
We should write another one but make it good

I own one. It's pretty funny. One day when I'm old and 4chan is long dead I will look back on it and have a laugh and some mixed memories.
Maybe in my will I'll leave some cryptic hints about how it has secret importance and my grandchildren will go on a journey leading them to one of you cunts as a wise old man who interprets the shitposts for them.

>>9049482
>It truly was a legacy... of totalitarianism in a tundra!
Cucked again. You'll never leave.

Top kek this website, even should it die, will continue as a spectre as long as the Internet exists.

>>9049475
this

>>9049424
why is it so fucking expensive on amazon?

>>9049475
That's impossible

>tfw the Quagga Project will forever be the unfinished magnum opus of /lit/

I think it's time we wrote another book

>>9049424
>/lit/ will never do anything this funny ever again
4chan boards are becoming slowly less interesting. No more singalongs, no more end of the year compilations, no more tiny chat rooms. The more popular this site becomes the shittier it is.

>>9049673

Be the change you want to see and start your own meme project

>>9049673
I think its because 4chan had a reputation and now that reputation is spoiled. It had it's 'golden years' as the frontier of internet badboys. The problem is, it became popular and mixed with reddit so now 4chan is just a place that people reference as being "oh yeah I've heard of that" instead of "yeah, I live on 4chan and spend all my time creating content for that place to relieve my existential suffering".
The generation that cared moved on, and the kids here are posers. You're a poser for reading this.

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I have one.
It's a surprisingly decent read.

>>9049673
It's funny you should say that because /mu/'s collaborations have finally gotten good for once

>>9049725

Anything good out of /p/?

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>>9049725
Also have Hypersphere. Haven't bought Miami yet but I suppose I should.

>>9049731
2013 was the last half-decent one.
/p/ is utter shite now, sadly

>>9049725
>It's a surprisingly decent read

Agreed. It's filled with meme trash, but it's ultimately an interesting, original, and entertaining snapshot of /lit/.

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we should do another one

>>9049729
/mu/'s collabs are pretty fucking solid, senpai. just check pic related.

We should do one where it's House of Leaves style with a plot about how occult memes are influencing reality

>>9049705
>The generation that cared moved on, and the kids here are posers. You're a poser for reading this.
Yes and no. The generation that cared grew up more than it moved on, and the newcomers/newfags basically just ride on the coattails of those who came before them without contributing much of anything.

>>9049673
/pol/ elected a meme president, if that counts

also /tv/ just dubbed a scene from cat in the hat lel

>>9049673
The /v/ Vidya Gaem awards show is this weekend, that stuff is always incredibly high quality

Hyped af

>>9049482
Having grandchildren means you'll have to stick your pee-pee in a woman and somehow raise your kid to also be able to reproduce

>>9049799

I feel like this line could be used in the theoretical newest /lit/ book

I realise that the book is incoherent nonsense, but dat name though. Its fuckin brilliant

>>9049808
A love story, brought to you by /lit/

Sure, I'm in for another.

>>9049863
Yes
The plot is about a NEET neck beard who falls in love with a qt3.14, hijinks and post modernism ensue.

>>9049424
i miss the tundra projects. I mean the meme got stale by tokyo drift but it was fun

Let's do another one lads.

Plus like >>9049844 said, the name is truly brilliant.

>>9049799
This seems simultaneously and paradoxically the easiest and hardest thing.

How can I contribute to the book

>>9050006
Neck yourself on cam for us so we can write about your life and death

If /lit/ did another book, what would you all like for it to be?
One single narrative somehow?
A collection of related stories?
Something else entirely?

>>9049424
this isn't funny at all.

>>9050077
Would probably be impossible to have one single narrative.

The closest we could probably do is different stories based around the same character(s)/setting.

>>9050072
Edgy response, fellow 4channer! Haha excellent!!

>>9050084
this opinion is valued above all.

>>9049628
Because that's some jerk

There have been downloads floating around before, the virtual copy was never intended to cost anything

>>9049475
>We should write another one
This.

When are we writing a new book?

>>9050175
All we need is someone to make regular threads and take charge of the google doc.

And we need to agree on a rough premise, I guess.

Setting Ideas:

Plot/story Ideas:

Character Ideas:

I missed adding to the book by about a day. It drove me crazy. I'd be down for another.

>>9050269
I was on a break from the site when it happened.

I did get stuff into Tundra 3 and the Kolsti book, but that's like missing out on Jaws then getting to be in Jaws: The Revenge.

>>9050203
>Setting Ideas
4chan, Anons bedroom, Hofbräuhaus am Platzl (Anon goes drinking with Hitler), Mecca, Saturn/Titan (reptilians and the Bogdanoffs live here, Titan is the center of their empire).
>Plot/story
No ideas yet.
>Character Ideas
Adolf Hitler
Anon
Anons Severly Autistic brother
Al-Suq Yadiq
Currently unnamed reptilians
Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff
mοοt
The Prophet Muhammad

>>9050285
>Character Ideas
Caligula

>>9050275
that depends on how good it is

>>9050285
>Anon
>Anons Severly Autistic brother
>anons slightly less autistic sister-waifu

>>9050292
this

>>9050285
>setting ideas
the fall of ancient rome
>plot
the pantheon of great writers are so horrified by /lit/'s creation that they start the apocalypse early
>character ideas
moot as caligula, anon (a self insert for all of us), Trump, a /pol/lack, Our nige.

>>9050306
>moot as caligula
I love it.

>>9050306
Now this has promise.

>>9050306
then anon and his ragtag bunch of associates have to fight through the apocalypse to prove to the pantheon that it is actually the greatest work ever written

>>9050306
>Character Ideas
W.T. Snacks as Julia Drusilla (moot gets to take Snacks virginity)

>>9050316
They have to do trials, and one of the trials is to do a coherent analysis of Finnegans Wake. James Joyce sits on a golden throne, smoking cigars and chuckling under his breath.

>>9050327
3 chapters of excerpts of random yahoos from /lit/ explaining the book.

>>9050327
>>9050335
I chuckled

we need to make this happen

>>9050340
I agree. I just can't be the DM, because I have work. There's gotta be a neet on here with the drive, right?

>>9050356
Probably not.

Tentative beginning here lads:

It was finally finished. As Anon typed the last few glorious sentences of his 600,000 word novella, he knew he had truly completed a masterpiece. Light literally shone down from the heavens through the window onto his grungy, Cheetos and cum-stained keyboard.
‘This is it’ he murmured to himself over the faint sound of an angelic choir echoing through his 120+ IQ brain, ‘this is the work that answers the final question and renders literature obsolete’. It was at this moment Anon’s heart began to undergo difficulties, as years of browsing the chon and cheeto binges seemingly caught up with him. He clutched his chest dramatically while flailing around in his lay-z-boy reclining chair.

>>9050358
He pretty much gets killed so he can have a meeting with the greats of literature

>>9050362
make him killed by a hot waifu who explodes into a swarm of bees sent by the gods. They didn't want him to finish the book. This is ancient rome, right? But even with his whole body swelling up, he still manages to type out the last three words, thus fulfilling the prophecy.

>>9050306
>>9050285
>not going exclusively for the most impenetrable and obscure ideas

>Setting ideas
Aristophanes' depiction of Hades, complete with the designated throne for the "greatest tragic poet" from his 460 BC play "The Frogs" featuring Punished Pepe from the hit game Devil May Cry
Baltimore, Maryland by day; The Denmark LEGO factory, under cover of night
The reader's bookshelf (or is it?)
The microscopic etched surface of Martin Shkreli's Wu-Tang compact disc
a 6-month old choking on a cough drop for 11 chapters

>Characters
Boston English teacher Ellen Baker
Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff
Gondola
the illuminated sage Mundus Millennialis
Gregory Berrycone
Indian public sanitation activist KC Mishra
Ookawa Bkub
The haunted pipe of Max Stirner

>>9050384
The point is we could incorporate all of that in the idea above, getting steadily more needlessly convoluted as we go on
>3 pages of random anon's thoughts on Infinite Jest for example

New progress:
Anon wiped the sweat from his brow- thinking on such a level as he were no easy feat! He took the moment to slip a tendie in his mouth and ponder the view outside his window. The light perfectly reflected off of the marble aqueduct that ran perpendicular to his villa, annoyingly, in his opinion, as it prevented him from being able to see the orgies that were now commonplace in the atrium. What was the point of living in Rome if you weren’t able to enjoy the finer things in life? It was 450A.D, the current time, for God’s sake. He shook his head and began to write again. He was nearing the last few glorious sentences of his 600,000 word novella and he already knew he had completed a masterpiece, no, THE masterpiece of literature ad infinitum. Light literally shone down from the heavens through the window onto his grungy, Cheetos and cum-stained keyboard as his chunky fingers danced across the keyboard spryly.
‘NOT SO FAST VIRGIN’ came the sudden cry from behind him, ‘WILL YOU FINISH YOUR GREATEST WORK WHILE NOT YET A MAN’? Anon turned around as fast as his reclining computer chair would allow him and two minutes later gazed upon the girl of his dreams, the waifu he never thought existed. Shocked speechless for a mere moment, he gazed at her bosom before entering a lengthy internal monologue with himself whether 2D or 3D were superior.
‘ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING’ the maiden asked in a surprisingly masculine and commanding manner.
‘T-t-tis’ an awesome thing a girl in my villa. I’m Anon’ he began, ‘Don’t be intimidt-‘
‘SILENCE’ the waifu said, glad to be interrupting his poor attempt to talk to a girl, ‘POINT ME TO YOUR BEDROOM’

>>9050415
>Anon wiped the sweat from his brow- thinking on such a level as he were no easy feat! He took the moment to slip a tendie in his mouth and ponder the view outside his window. The light perfectly reflected off of the marble aqueduct that ran perpendicular to his villa, annoyingly, in his opinion, as it prevented him from being able to see the orgies that were now commonplace in the atrium. What was the point of living in Rome if you weren’t able to enjoy the finer things in life? It was 450A.D, the current time, for God’s sake. He shook his head and began to write again. He was nearing the last few glorious sentences of his 600,000 word novella and he already knew he had completed a masterpiece, no, THE masterpiece of literature ad infinitum. Light literally shone down from the heavens through the window onto his grungy, Cheetos and cum-stained keyboard as his chunky fingers danced across the keyboard spryly.
"Anon! Anon, please answer!" panic gripped Anon, making his fingers convulse against his will. A woman's voice! A woman! At his door? Perhaps finally, the females of his species have finally come to their senses, and realized what a gentleman he was. Much better than Spartans, or Gladiators; those brutes.
Daintily, he heaved his massive bulk out of his maxnomic casual sport gaming chair and made his way to the door. He hesitated, then let it swing open. A girl, too beautiful to be 3D stood their.
"Will you let me in, Anon?" she asked. Her voice was the voice of angels. Numbly, he stepped aside and let her glide inside. Her shift whispered gently as she moved. Strangely, there seemed to be a barely perceptible hum that followed her inside as well...

>>9050461
>stood their.

>>9050461
but nevermind. If such a beauty wanted to hum strangely, by the gods, she could hum strangely!
"I've heard stories about you, anon." She hummed, turning to him.
"S-stories?"
"Oh yes. I heard you were handsome, and intelligent and could please any woman."
"Well, yes, obviously that's... true."
"Will you show me?" She hummed prettily and Anon nodded robotically. Neither moved. After 15 minutes, the woman made an odd, angry buzzing noise and stepped forward, grabbing anon's hands. This is a kiss! She wants to kiss me! Anon's mind shrieked, and he whipped his head forward, to bring his lips to hers. They were... oddly lumpy. Just like he'd read about! Very soft and... pokey... He jerked his head back, eyes snapping open. Instead of his beautiful, perfect waifu, there was a swarm of bees patiently waiting in the vague outline of a woman!
"NO!" Anon shouted. Whether it was the despair of his first kiss being to a swarm of bees, or the fact that he knew now that the gods were jealous of him and his unbridled talent, he didn't know. He lumbered desperately to his computer again, ignoring the best he could, the thousands of tiny insects jabbing their poison into him.
'Just three more words!' he thought, his vision going hazy. 'Two more! One... more...' Slumping to his knees, Anon raised his arm high over his head index finger outstretched. With one last burst of herculean effort, he slammed it down on the period key. The sound echoed throughout all of Rome, perhaps even the world. Distantly, the gods bellowed in rage.
Anon, satisfied, rolled his swollen and discolored body over onto his back and died.

>>9050466
yes I know. good job.

>>9050477
>yes I know. good job.
Thank you.

You're clearly putting some thought into this, but I hate to say that nothing's jumping out about this at all.
It's dumb, but not even the fun or interesting kind of dumb. I don't know whether to tell you to try harder or not to try so hard.

>>9050477
>This is a kiss! She wants to fuck me! Anon's mind shrieked, and he whipped his cock forward, to bring it to her lips.
>Whether it was the despair of his first blowjob being a swarm of bees
ftfy

>>9050487
then participate and fix it if you think it needs fixing faggot

>>9050495
>Whether it was the despair of his first blowjob being a swarm of bees
AHAHAHA! PERFECT

>>9050477
>but nevermind. If such a beauty wanted to hum strangely, by the gods, she could hum strangely!
>"I've heard stories about you, anon." She hummed, turning to him.
>"S-stories?"
>"Oh yes. I heard you were handsome, and intelligent and could please any woman."
>"Well, yes, obviously that's... true."
>"Will you show me?" She hummed prettily and Anon nodded robotically. Neither moved. After 15 minutes, the woman made an odd, angry buzzing noise and stepped forward, grabbing anon's hands. This is a kiss! She wants to fuck me! Anon's mind shrieked, and he whipped his cock forward, to bring it to her lips. They were... oddly lumpy. Just like he'd read about! Very soft and... pokey... He jerked his head back, eyes snapping open. Instead of his beautiful, perfect waifu, there was a swarm of bees patiently waiting in the vague outline of a woman!
>"NO!" Anon shouted. Whether it was the despair of his first blowjob being a swarm of bees, or the fact that he knew now that the gods were jealous of him and his unbridled talent, he didn't know. He lumbered desperately to his computer again, ignoring the best he could, the thousands of tiny insects jabbing their poison into him.
>'Just three more words!' he thought, his vision going hazy. 'Two more! One... more...' Slumping to his knees, Anon raised his arm high over his head index finger outstretched. With one last burst of herculean effort, he slammed it down on the period key. The sound echoed throughout all of Rome, perhaps even the world. Distantly, the gods bellowed in rage.
>Anon, satisfied, rolled his swollen and discolored body over onto his back and died.

Just ordered one.

Yours truly, a /lit/ newbie.

>>9050497
I'll write a portion if someone actually organizes something, but i'm not going to mess around with whatever it is you're doing

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Reminder that /lit/ has written three more of these pieces of shit.

>>9050511
there are at least 3 people participating. If you want someone to organize something, then sitting there and bitching about nobody organizing anything is a really great way to go about it, you faggot

>>9050513

truly the age of decadence produces only the finest literature

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none of the others can compete with hypersphere

prove me wrong in detail

>>9050570
I agree

where 2 cop?

>>9049705
I've been here since 2k7. Please relieve my existential suffering

>>9049705
>>9050587
Same.

>>9049475
It always starts this way anon with precisely your attitude. Then, the memelords come and shit on everything.

Still, It would be interesting to see what would come out with strict moderation that enforces a spartan code of rules and practices. It'd be purposely long, arbitrary and complicated so only the most commited and dedicated anons (and memelords) would be able to write anything.

Still, this thing would be more like an internet social experiment than literature.

>>9050570
Hypersphere is literally red dot

>>9050584
http://www.lulu.com/au/en/shop/anonymous/the-legacy-of-totalitarianism-in-a-tundra/paperback/product-21802774.html

The others are there too

>>9050630
It would be interesting and might even make something good. I mean other boards have been able to do things that is coherent and not just psychobabble.

I think the most difficult thing is that besides "We want to make a good book" there isnt any unifying subject that everyone wants. Nor is there a character or purpose. In the singalongs they at least had structure and guidence from a higher source (The song). In writing a book /lit/ doesnt really have that.

>>9049424
I bought one and never read it, as an homage to /lit/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regression_toward_the_meme

>>9050703
Good title

>>9050077
Something like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopscotch_(Cort%C3%A1zar_novel)
Basically, a few dedicated anons would write something novella-length, and the rest would write shitposts that take place between chapters. That way it's both a serious art object and a giant fucking meme.

I don't remember writing this

>>9050285
>Anons Severly Autistic brother
how about Anon's severly autistic brother who is actually just anon?

>>9050885
don't spoil the twist m8

Probably best book to be read in public.
Sadly I am from Europe and cant afford it.

>>9050657
>literally predicts that trump will be president and how, over a year before it happens

>>9049475
>but make it good
This

>>9050855
I actually like this idea, it even keeps the meme magic /lit/ has.

I'd really like to contribute but I only write on typewriters now.

>>9049737
>/p/ is utter shite now
Kek, that's about when I left.

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I remember that there was a guy making all the covers for this.

He made one for a sequel that was set in Miami but the book was rushed out during the hype.

The guy did make a third cover though.

>>9050077
Poetry collection from various users. Call it something like 'NEET thoughts'

>>9050102
Your response was as cringe worthy as their original insult

>>9049424
I was actually interested in reading it because of the good title, but when I found out it's written by you all I immediately dropped it.

>>9050358
>>9050327
>>9050855

These work really well together. Start off with Anon getting carried into the /lit/ afterlife, he wanders around purgatory for a bit, then encounters a trial-master (Pynchon?), they banter for a bit, and the trial-master sends him of on an arbitrary number of trials, determined by the readers.

Each trial can be a meme, and we can close with some "mandatory" trials that close out a character arc, followed by his acceptance/refusal into /lit/ heaven.

Could be a clever use of the Hero's Journey.

>>9051204

For suspense, we should have a 60-40 mix of passed/failed trials, so that Anon has to grow. The last trial before the end should be an auto-fail.

>>9050477
>'Just three more words!' he thought, his vision going hazy. 'Two more! One... more...' Slumping to his knees, Anon raised his arm high over his head index finger outstretched. With one last burst of herculean effort, he slammed it down on the period key.

"I"..."won't"..."no"..."."

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>>9050306
>>9050306
>>9050306

I like this.

It could also easily work in a way that thousands of anon's could contribute. Here me out.

Introduction establishes the premise, ending with Anon being brought before the Pantheon. He requests to be saved from the apocalypse. The Pantheon asks him a series of questions (could be literary, philosophical, existential, whatever), all of which he must answer correctly in order to be saved.

Anon responds to each question with a short story, which shows how he came to know the answer to the particular question (think Slumdog Millionaire, but the stories can be much more abstract. They could take place in any place, time or setting one could think of, as long as it related SOMEHOW to the initial question).

Basically each chapter would begin with a question from the Pantheon and follow with a short story showing how the answer is learned, and finish with the anons answer. And each chapter/short story would be written by a different anon.

One chapter, or a number of chapters, could be exceptionally long, and contain poetry by "the anon", which would give any number of anons a chance to contribute their poetry to the text.

>>9051527
Well, let's get on it. Someone set up a Googledocs.

>>9051527
>>9051547
Let's get some Oulipian shit going, let's decide on a number for the short stories, let's say, 7.

We pick seven gods, seven questions and seven settings and pair them randomly.

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>>9049424

>actually buying a vanity pressed novel without knowing the person who wrote it

>>9051582
>without knowing the person who wrote it
yeah that would make it much better

>>9050897
I feel you eurobro. Maybe we can contribute to the new book with shitty poems in our languages, or just use random words as names

>>9051547
You do know Google Docs is going to be shut down in a few months?

>>9051586

Yes, because you can actually make fun of them in person

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>>9051564
I like it. One setting should definitely be cyberpunk. I think almost all of /lit/ likes it.

>>9051653
I had a dumb idea awhile back for a What We Talk About When We Talk About Love cyberpunk setting, where custom androids are manufactured for romance and companionship. It would take the over-industrialized alienation and turn it inwards in a variety of different short stories. It could be like that.

>>9049758
I'm interested in this 2bh, and HOL format is perfect for 4chan colab literature

>>9051611
>paying to make fun of them
That'll show 'em!

>Anon, enraged, crushed and dumbfounded by a seemingly unending stream of bad luck and unfortunate events, begins doubting the authenticity of reality. In the course of 2 weeks, a lot of shit happens, he has deep convos with stand-ins for various philosophers like Heidegger, Descartes etc. (they're like regular people in the story, for example Heidegger is the owner of a flower shop). He doesn't even realize it, but he becomes more and more involved in the world and, although he still experiences setbacks just as frequently, he now realizes they're born out of his errors which he learns not to repeat.

>>9051204
Hero's Journey is the faggiest term ever and anyone who uses it unironically can only write worthless trash

There was someone on lit a few months ago writing some /lit/ collab novel about a post-apocalyptic Trump presidency. IDK what happened with that.

I think another /lit/ novel would be fun and I'd love to contribute shitposts but IDK how you can do it authentically without having some fag delete huge parts of a google doc

>>9051694

You're underestimating how hilariously bad vanity presses are. It's like a lifetime of high-quality needling fuel.

>>9051729
>IDK how you can do it authentically without having some fag delete huge parts of a google doc

Make a free forum ran by Philosopher King Mods, who delete "unworthy troll posts", and who do not allow content to be deleted, or just as a way of organizing contributions, so then these 'elite of the council' organize into the master copy, and then distribute copies of the master copy, to then be edited, and then have sections of edited copies shown and passed and judged, to see if worthy to include the 'edit' in the master copy.

>>9051606
source

Brief outline + rough delegation incoming.

I have been putting my autism to work.

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>>9049424
Is this worth reading? Also, where can i get the PDF or something? I am very curious.

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Ok Guys,

Here's a quick rundown on the premise and structure for the new novel using the ideas from this thread.

I've left a lot of things intentionally ambitious and open to discussion, but at least this is something semi concrete to work with.

Keen to hear the first thoughts/suggestions and get the discussion going.

BTW, it might help to read the 'Notes' section at the bottom of the second page (on its way) first to better understand the document.

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>>9052562
There should be ample opportunity for LOTS of anons to contribute, even though contribution will vary in degree

>>9052373
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikisource/en/4/42/The_Legacy_of_Totalitarianism_in_a_Tundra.pdf


Its garbage but sometimes funny

>>9052562
>>9052567
This looks good, we really should do this.
You need to start a new thread for this.

>>9052562
>>9052567
I like it, let me know how you're collaborating on this
>>9052703
This

>>9052703
>>9052706

Thread is up, get in here >>9052790

/lit/ books with "anon" as the main character are cringey. it was alright the first time in tlotiat but its just getting stupid now. its like home stephen king books always have writers from maine as the main character

>>9050358
this is almost exactly how TLOTIAT opens.

>>9050630
I think the idea of a group of Anon's from /lit/ collectively authoring a novel is a good one. Katawa Shoujo was the only thing of worth /v/ has ever produced, but it was only a handful of people from the board who were involved.

You can't just let writing be a orgiastic free for all. You need structure, and only a select group of writers to be able to do it.

>>9049475
>We should write
This

>>9050513
5 more that i know of, plus about 10 unfinished projects and 5 shortform projects

I have a copy. I haven't even read it yet but I plan to read the clean stories to my daughter once she is a bit older.

I wonder how it will influence her language-learning.
>>9050086
A single narrative would work.
>>9050203
>Setting Ideas:
Occult activities that underlie imaginary figures and their very boring lives.
Like Dubliners but with shitposting supernatural beings behind everything. Maybe there's an evil wizard behind them too and the short stories all have some allusion to him, and by the end he is revealed to be a millennia-old virgin wizard.
>Plot/story Ideas:
See above. Anons can come up with their own short stories.
>Character Ideas:
See: wizard. A Mephistopheles figure could be taken from Dr. Faustus/ Goethe's Faust/ the Recognitions too.

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j85hoZYC-5LbgT5rSo9Vda2RqojoHcDU2GcZnvCSr-A/edit

>>9051043
and we wrote a third book with that cover that has been published

>>9052562
>seven gods
>not realizing there's only one god
praise kek

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If anons decide to write something, I suggest it be a compilation of stories revolving around Wojak. We could agree on a number of characteristics and whatnot for consistency. Wojak would be a good subject because he's been a 4chan trademark for years and hasn't been appropriated by 'normies'.

I'd like to make an honorary mention to Gondola as well.

>>9052979
he has been appropriated you idiot

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>>9053004
I wasn't aware of that; perhaps our standards are different. But even if what you say is true then it's by no means comparable to what happened to Pepe. 4chan and IRC are the only 'social' environments I loiter online, so I only find out about appropriation through screencaps and I don't remember seeing any of Wojak in a long time (at least a couple of years).

I'd like it if you apologised for calling me an idiot because I believe it was unwarranted.

>>9049424
>>9049424

The only /lit/ book worth a damn.

>>9052979
he isnt actually called wojak, thats the name of a polish shitposter that introduced him to kc.

>>9051582

...I wrote it.

>>9049744
>that shade of greentext

It's a ok chart though, thanks

>>9053056
He's colloquially known as Wojak on 4chan; though you're probably not wrong about his origins. Wojak means "warrior" in Polish and is coincidentally also the name of a beer. I'm actually a north american Polack who speaks the language fluently.

Bi-monthly reminder Dreamscape still exists

>>9049424
I'm almost done reading it.
I honestly really like it.

>>9049673
Mu just made an remix album that's getting good reviews. They also have a cover album coming up soon

>>9050295
Incest-wincest?

>>9049729
>>9049744
actually disgusted that I share a board with those with such laughably poor taste

>>9050587
>>9050599
Me too. It's just that I have nothing meaningful to contribute to my own life, let alone this place.

>>9053323
Will it forever be just a dream?

>>9052979
What about spurdo? And the voltorb as flags meme.

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>>9052830
Then it wouldn't be written by /lit/, but rather by a few authors who just happened to find each other on /lit/...

>>9049475
We'll call it "The Legacy of the Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra"

>>9049424

can someone explain the meaning of this title? i feel like there's a funny reference in there but i'm too dumb to get it

>>9052660
read 55 pages. It's pretty decent so far.
Thanks for the link.

>>9049475
cui bono?

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I had the idea of doing a collaborative parody of pic related, but all I've come up with so far is a parody of the chapter where the protagonist visits a LARPers home where it's 80's/90's nostalgia instead of 40's.

>>9054776
underrated name desu

>>9050077
Dubliners style short stories is the only possibility of it being any good

>>9049475
There is a thread right now that hopes to do this.

>>9057065
Please no

>>9049424
>Tfw when it was absolutely shite

>>9050587
>>9050599
Hey, do you remember Virginia Woof, Deep & Edgy, Fabulous and Sunhawk 2.0?