Haven't seen one of these in a minute,
ITT: post spicy goodreads reviews
It's rude to make fun of children.
>>9049295
I don't know about you but I'm happy Madeline McCann is dead
>>9049295
This one made me consider suicide.
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/509380961?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1
>>9050427
I consider it to be a very accurate interpretation of both the novel and its fanbase, the information gained from this review was invaluable. 11/10
>>9050427
Wow that was a pretty big thumbs up that man was giving. It makes me want to see just how awesome this "Colonel" character really is..
>>9049295
Absolutely.
This one makes me cringe way too hard.
Because I'm Portuguese and every one in Portugal knows how poor Saramago was. He got his first pair of shoes by the time he was 12 years old.
>I don't rate this epic fantasy book 5 stars because there's racism in an alternative universe, even though I loved it.
>>9051210
>rating Sanderson more than one star
Us nerds, man. Us nerds!
>>9051210
Idk, some people are just disturbed by fictional representations of things they dislike IRL treated in a casual manner.
Sad!
>>9051629
I don't know what this means.
You don't have to be a liberal cuck to concede that some minorities don't have a lot to choose from.
>>9049295
This reads like something the slightly retarded girl I meet at the bus stop every few days would write. She's naive but kind
>>9051906
May 31
>Next year, I think I'll challenge myself to reading one story/poem from it per month
what the fuck?
>>9051906
christ...
>>9051906
The basic bitch poetry starter pack:
>Edgar Allan Poe
>Robert Frost
>Sylvia Plath
>Rumi
>Allen Ginsberg
>>9051939
Haha fucking plebs right?I like Plath and Frost
>>9052049
>that last sentence
what a slut
>>9049295
This one really isn't that bad, assuming it's written by someone under 13. She just read a book that was meant for her and she liked it. I'm sure I would have written reviews like this had this existed when I was a kid
The pun got me though.
>>9052049
>tfw archaeological findings suggest that upwards to 70% of early history humans met violent ends at the hands of others and Hobbes was factually right despite only using the state of nature as a thought experiment
>>9052081
What book? Now I'm curious
>>9052086
Yeah I actually read On Aggression or some other book about about just how fucking violent hunter-gatherer societies were before diving into Leviathan. The dictionary like first 100 pages kinda annoyed me though.
>>9052093
Naked Lunch scares away the qt weeb girls.
>>9049295
Sweet and innocent tbqh OP. I have no ill will to people who genuinely like things, regardless of what those things are. It's when they hate things for mindnumbingly stupid reasons that they're scum.
>>9052108
Not familiair with Nietzsche; what did he say that she said?
>>9052104
He would have been knee deep if only he'd said Ginsberg.
>>9052017
That's cause you're patrician anon
>>9052071
>>9052049
this is her
>>9051249
You do realize we're the nerds, right? Fantasy genreshit is mainstream now. We're the musty geeks pouring over aged classics and turning up our noses as popular culture.