Any other authors who are incredibly fuckable? (pic related

Rimbaud

Camus
Kerouac
Steinbeck

Zizek

>>9045417
Plath and Sexton woop woop

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Lispector

>>9045417

always knew she were based

Isn't she pretty plump these days? I hope she hasn't lost weight, I like a bigger woman.

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>>9046153
Mamãe

This board is so shit now

>>9045417

Huh, that's actually very surprising.

She writes like she's fat.

>>9045417

she got those nice plump dick sucker lips i like on a fuckable piglet

>>9045417
I'd insert my tongue into her puckered anus if you catch my drift.

>>9046617
This is a board dedicated to literature. There's no need to write so crudely. In future, refer to it by the more eloquent and descriptive term 'I'd like to tongue punch her in the fart box'

I'm all for creativity, but try and use the correct terminology when you can. It's there for a reason, you know.

Keroac
Hemingway
De Beauvoir
Didion- although a journalist
Zadie Smith
Daphne du Maurier

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Donna

Fucking

Tartt

kafka was cute. might have needed a less autistic haircut but other than that i'd do him

>>9046663

i dunno she'd probably be really dyke about it and start to mope if you didn't go sub and let her peg you.

>>9046678

That is my fetish

>>9046682

then you'd probably fall in love.

Ayn Rand is pretty hot desu

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>>9046691
hear the distand thunder of millions of panties hitting the floor simultaneously

>>9046687

I just want her to humiliate me. I want her to berate every moment of my sexual performance and slap me and call me a faggot while she pegs me. After she's done I want to be covered in lube and spit from where she's been chokefucking me with her strap on, and I want her to leave me on the floor crying while I weakly stroke myself off.

Is that too much to ask?

>>9046663
I had no idea who she was, until we had a thread like this not long ago... looked her up, turns out she's Bret Easton Ellis' exgf. Dunno why he dropped her (if it wasn't her dropping him) because she's super fine, absolutely fuckable, at her 53s or however old she's now too.

>>9046714
>she's Bret Easton Ellis' exgf

Isn't BEE a rump ranger?

>>9046238
Toptaste desu

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Rupi Kaur

>>9046721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Tartt
>She dated Ellis for a while after they shared their works in progress, The Secret History and Less Than Zero, respectively.[4]
He seems more gay than straight though.
But anyway this is about Tartt, she's a total babe.

>>9046760
For a hatefuck maybe.

>>9045636
I'd give him a Rimjaub

>>9047289

Tarttposter reporting in, she was hot when she was younger but she's aged like a fine wine. She's primo waifu material.

>>9045417
>writer

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>>9045417
I want to eat every part of her

>>9046201
Do people really find big noses like that good on a woman?
Up here in north europe we got none of those and I'm completely happy with it

>>9047562
>Up here in north europe we got none of those
North europe here, I don't mind them as long as they are not huge or ugly.
That one is fine, I didn't even notice it.
It's only ugly like with this one: >>9046760
This one >>9047573 that was just posted would also be fine if it wasn't for that cockroach sized mole, not a fan of her chin either.

>>9047562
That's actually a pretty nose for a jewess

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>>9047583
Scandi or finn?
I would be intimidated by a woman with a nose bigger than mine, don't know what it is. When I visited Greece I was constantly bewildered by the peoples and especially womens noses, which were truly big and hooked

>>9047717
I have a lot of jewish friends (jewess's are great) but I've never seen a "real" jew so I can't say anything on that
Pic related, a finnish Jew