>Looking for Alaska (2005) >An Abundance of Katherines

>>9042816
Everything was Formulaic

Odd, the publication date correlates with the Mayan numerology cycle down to the hour.

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>>9042830

>>9042836
Pretentious.

>>9042816
Didn't his youtube channels skyrocketed in popularity that time? He probably doesn't have time to write like he used to.

cara gave him writer's cramp

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>>9042862

>>9042816
Every successful book he ever wrote was the same dumb teen romance WITH CATCH! Why would you even want more John Greene books anyway? His formula is what gave us such hits as Twilight and 50 Shades.

He knows when to cash out

>>9042862
>>9042887
He couldn't write again after the devastation of walking in on Chad and those Muslim refugees gangbanging his wife.

>>9042816
He answers this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiX7fVkTbzM

>>9044247
>implying he'd be devastated

>>9044273
He was devastated she didn't inform him in advance so he could have helped prep her partners!!!

>>9044270
so he was cucked by his own success?

>>9044324
Among other things, his wife included.

>>9044270
does he only fucking write about children?

>>9044354
Yeah he writes about fucking children mainly. It is because it isn't a thought crime yet and this degenerate at least as some appreciation of laws and morality as well as customs.

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>>9044270
>"I've already made my magnum opus. There is nothing more that needs to be said. I'm already doing amazing work for the world in my Crash Course series, explaining to school children that Alexander the Great wasn't great, women are."

Also
>that fucking Woody Guthrie picture in the background

Hate this guy.

>>9045343
>Alexander the Great wasn't great, women are."
Not memeing, what did he mean by that?

>>9045378
I think he meant "I'm a huge cuck", although it makes it pretty clear throughout the rest of his "works".

>>9044270
>literally every single one of the books he started writing is [teenagers doing thing]
Truly a master artist of our time.

>>9045378
It's a generalization, but his history videos definitely focus more on the bad things white men have done, and the good things that brown and/or female people have done.

Plus he had to apologize once and admit that some of their videos were full of inaccuracies and biases.

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>>9045343
>that fucking Woody Guthrie picture in the background

>>9045419
I keked so hard at this. Do you think Hank is jealous of his brother's success?

>>9042816
Busy taking care of his wife's son

>>9044270
>tfw he didn't write the J R of our generation