Which book have you reread the most times? >He had bought

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Which book have you reread the most times?

>He had bought a large map representing the sea,
>Without the least vestige of land:
>And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be
>A map they could all understand.

>"What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
>Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"
>So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply
>"They are merely conventional signs!

>"Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!
>But we've got our brave Captain to thank
>(So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best—
>A perfect and absolute blank!"


>"I said it in Hebrew—I said it in Dutch—
>I said it in German and Greek:
>But I wholly forgot (and it vexes me much)
>That English is what you speak!"


>When the verdict was called for, the Jury declined,
>As the word was so puzzling to spell;
>But they ventured to hope that the Snark wouldn't mind
>Undertaking that duty as well.

>So the Snark found the verdict, although, as it owned,
>It was spent with the toils of the day:
>When it said the word "GUILTY!" the Jury all groaned,
>And some of them fainted away.

>Then the Snark pronounced sentence, the Judge being quite
>Too nervous to utter a word:
>When it rose to its feet, there was silence like night,
> And the fall of a pin might be heard.

>"Transportation for life" was the sentence it gave,
>"And then to be fined forty pound."
>The Jury all cheered, though the Judge said he feared
>That the phrase was not legally sound.

>But their wild exultation was suddenly checked
>When the jailer informed them, with tears,
>Such a sentence would have not the slightest effect,
>As the pig had been dead for some years.

kek every time