>500 word reading response due at 9 AM >haven't even

Drop out by killing yourself?

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>4-page essay due on Thoreau tommorow
>I've electronically submitted it but haven't printed it out yet to give an additional hard copy to my teacher

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>>9037995
>haven't written my name on the cover of my finished dissertation yet
>due in less than a month

>>9037981

you fucking normies, man

my ADD is so bad i could do that shit in less than 17 minutes

if i have the right inspiration i can write a 1300 word essay in an hour flat

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>800-word essay on what not to do at a stop light due tomorrow
>haven't even started

>>9038002
Meta my dude

>>9037981
This post is lackluster and uninspiring.

Here is why

>Absolutely nothing do
>Not in school

Feels good, just gotta do some work tomorrow but our sprint aint over for another week

>>9038002
In Australian schools, we have to do a 1500 essay in an hour under test conditions.

>>9038004
Man this was so real to me as a kid but now it seems so quaint

>>9038002
>if i have the right inspiration i can write a 1300 word essay in an hour flat
That's bullshit but I believe it.

Five hundred words is not a lot. For example: this very comment is twenty words, a twenty-fifth of your assignment.

>>9038408
it's a meme you dip

>>9038385>>9038385
Is that a...

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>200k word novel due tomorrow
>I haven't even started it