Creative Writing I
This room is a wasteland.
A landscape of dust, tile, and old scratched wood.
The light of midday shines through a single window,
beckoning me to the frigid winter winds, and back home to my private world.
I hate poetry.
this is m assignment for an elective course. I know its shitty but Am i getting an F?
>>9037861
Read poetry until you realize hating poetry is dumb
>>9037889
so until i go insane then?
If your assignment is to write a poem and you write "I hate poetry" unironically I would fail you
Not only that, but there doesn't seem to be any connection to the first two stanzas and your declaration at the end. Truly terrible.
>>9037896
F it is then can't stand this pretentious shit any longer. The professor the last class spoke for about 20 mins about this:
Fleas
Adam
Had 'em
I literally thought it was a joke but he was serious. HE asked the class why we think the author chose the name adam, i answered because it rhymes with had 'em he shot me a short eye dagger and then he went into a long speech about how its saying "why does evil exist" or some nonsense. Seriously. what a douchebag.
/Unhappy that I am/
/I cannot heave my heart into my mouth/
Therefore, no more
Poems; no more pretense
Pretty, vain and false
Dishonesty, where
Unhappy that I am
I cannot heave my
Heart into my hands
To commit these lines
To page, to paper
>>9037922
don't blame the entire genre of poetry for a bad prof you pleb fuck
>>9037934
I may hate poetry but that looks like an A.
>>9037951
feel free to plagiarize it, it took two minutes and a Shakespeare quote
>>9037944
I'm not read lots of it all of it is either sex or death. no real ideas nothing about real life. just sex and death. makes me think poets are all self absorbed and shallow twats with the emotional maturity of 13 year olds. prove me wrong.
>>9037962
nah i'll fail with my own crap. Im an honorable chap.