>Read a book >Miss all of the metaphors >Interpret them

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>>9027874
Well that depends entirely on the book, doesn't it?

>>9027874
You may be autistic.

>>9027890
by pure coincidence, this time, this might actually be true.

Become inteligent you subhuman.
Stop reading books that are clearly out of your league

>>9027890
Well, I always score Aspie whenever I answer honestly on Aspie quizzes, so I might be.

>>9027874

Give us an example of you misinterpreting a metaphor.

>>9027943
Its been so long since I've interpreted one, so I can't give you a precise answer, but I always wind up with around 4 or 5 answers in my mind and I pick the one that I feel is best. It's always wrong, and it turns out none of the answers were really correct.

>>9027956

I'll give you an easy one. Here is a poem:

>Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
>Is hung with bloom along the bough,
>And stands about the woodland ride
>Wearing white for Eastertide.

>Now, of my threescore years and ten,
>Twenty will not come again,
>And take from seventy springs a score,
>It only leaves me fifty more.

>And since to look at things in bloom
>Fifty springs are little room,
>About the woodlands I will go
>To see the cherry hung with snow.

Talk about your thought process in interpreting the main metaphor.

>>9027967
What did I interpret from this /lit/?

>>9027967
I'm pretty sure he's talking about how life is too short to not enjoy everyday.

I didn't have to think much about it, so I created no alternative in my mind.

>>9027874
everything related to The Loud House should be banned outside of trash

pure cancer

>>9027987
Shhhhhhhhhhh

>>9027987
>cancershaming

>>9027967
Does this guy really think he'll live to 100?

>>9028027
no

>>9028027
Is this bait or are you legitimately retarded?
Threescore and ten = 70

>>9027890
this checks out