I've got a long, unpronouncible pajeet style name. Could

>Indian literature

>>9023994
I would. Don't feel bad. I have a mick name and I'm highly considering changing it, at least for publishing

if you're a pajeet, chances are you're talentless anyway

>>9024020
Indians are the original poets of the world

Get a pen name. I like Pu N Lieu

>>9024048
you're thinking of the Aryans who conquered you

Brother!

Don't ya know? "Postcolonial" literature is all the rage. Your name will serve as a signifier of authenticity.

>>9024073
hopefully he doesn't want to be a resentful Pygmy who coasts on white guilt and fizzles out

>>9023994
You could probably make in computer science.

>>9023994
Forget about it, just get into astrophysics and the Chandrasekhar's the limit.

>>9023994
Make it short and pronounceable by Americans, but keep it Pajeet. Pull a Rupi Kaur on them.

>>9023994
4 syllables total is the sweet spot. Like Salman Rushdie, or Orhan Pamuk. Or Omar Khayyam for that matter. Things get a bit off the rails when English speakers try to handle foreign names that are longer than that.

I've never heard someone say Kazuo Ishiguro out loud in anglicised pronunciation, and I really do not want to. It'd turn into something like eye shy ghew roo.

>>9023994
are you a mallu?

>>9024200
Why do japanese get away with it but no one else? japanese names only add to credibility

>>9024918
japanese names are ridiculously easy to pronounce even for anglophones. contrary to the what the poster you replied to says, i almost never heard japanese names get butched by anglos, whereas other europeans names do all the time (french, italian, german, scandi, russian...)