>see qt3.14 reading Moby Dick by herself What do I do lads?

>>9020346
What are you a retarded 15 year old mutant?

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>>9020346
Ask if she wants to see your dick instead.

isn't that compulsory high-school lit in america?

Park your ass next to her and crack open your own copy of Moby Dick and wait for her to initiate a conversation so she feels empowered and in control

>>9020392
for the top 10% of students, MAYBE

Inevitable "Dick" joke incoming.

>>9020346
most (read: 99%) of women are incorrigible pseuds.

it's in the their nature.

yes, the rare daisy pokes its delicate neck from beneath the flaming trash heap, defying all odds and becomign someone with not-completely-laughable opinions, but even she will never approach the level of even an average, low-IQ male

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>>9020379
You fucking did it.

Should have read it by now to be patrish.