Im trying to get my promising nephew to like literature. He likes fantasy and adventure but I dont want him to read that Percy Jackson bullshit. What does /lit/ reccomend for beginner books?
Percy Jackson is a nice start
Stop trying to live vicariously you little shit.
>>9020338
You sound like a douche
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
The Hobbit
The Pickwick Papers
Fairy Tales of Oscar Wilde
Don Quixote
The Tartar Steppe
Model yourself after the Greek mentor-pupil relationships and plow his tender boipussi while it's still ripe
>>9020338
Infinite jest
my diary desu
It's great if he reads at all, don't ruin it.
dont make it such a responsibility, like if he doesnt drop the books he likes and starts reading your high brow classics hes going to like disappoint you, or if it becomes a chore or something like that
just start talking about books, like why he likes them and which ones are his favorite, and you talk about your own favorites, then show him a beginner patrician book that you proceed to gift him
>>9020338
Anything by Roald Dahl
His works are fantastic, especially for children
Depends on his age?
If he's under 10, I'd say The Worst Witch.
... no, wait. I forgot to meme. Start with the greeks. Pic related.
>>9020338
How old? A Series of Unfortunate events was pretty darn good as far as i recall
how old is he? what does he read so far?
when i was a kid, i've read anythig i got my hands on. that was good. because that way i started to develope my own taste and learned to distinguish between pure crap and worthwhile lit. reading crap as a teen is not necessarily bad, aslong as some good or better stuff is mixed in.
>>9020338
How old is he?
Hit him up with Sophie's World when he is between 12-15.
Malazan book of the Fallen obviously
>>9020338
Mein Kampf :^)
>>9020338
Atlas Shrugged
Bottom's Dream is a good start
>>9020781
Sure, if you think dialogue straight out of a high school D&D campaign and exposition that reads like a tourism pamphlet or perhaps a for-dummies book is a good way to get onto the /lit/ path, I guess I could see that.
>>9020338
>how do I groom my nephew into liking the only thing I know about, so that I can eventually work my way into his pants?
>>9020338
It will depend entirely on his personality.
Bluntly: only that which he'd naturally like.
I, at his age (no matter how old he is), could easily have been leveraged into reading /lit/shit through the sheer power of my burning pseuditry. Another may not have this—advantage and will have to read something sufficiently fantastic, like Earthsea.
>>9021162
It was more about memeing a 12 year old into spending his time reading an 11,000 page series.
>>9020486
That was actually one of the first books I read lmao fuck
>>9020338
Percy Jackson books are good
I'd also rec the Chronicles of Narnia since he's into fantasy and adventure and since it's never too early to have some based C.S. Lewis in your life
>>9020378
The Hobbit is nice.
Lord of the Rings books are cancer for beginners, though.
Source: dropped it in 7th grade
>>9021604
>cancer for beginners
y's that
>>9021566
I'm sorry to have stepped on your toes. It could've been an excellent memeing.
Watership Down
>>9020338
Percy Jackson books are great. They got me into the greeks as a teen
>>9021604
>Lord of the Rings books are cancer for beginners, though.
Pleb. I powered through them when in 5th.You're completely right though, it was mostly a chore at that age.
The Magician's Apprentice - Raymond Heist
>nobody has mentioned Robert Louis Stevenson, C.S. Lewis, or Jules Verne
pleb as fuck, /lit/
>>9021570
It's actually really good.
And yeah, I'm partially recommending it because it's one of my fondest childhood memories.
Mainly due to the meme though.
>>9020338
Not really beginner, but if he likes fantasy/sci-fi and adventure you could do far worse
Ezra pound cantos
Start him with the Greeks.
The Tale of Despereaux was my jam as a kid
Anime is better than genre fiction. Try that.
>>9020338
I read the hobbit at around 10 and within a few years I had read stuff like Mody Dick. It really awoke a passion in me.
DragonLance books are great if heavier material doesnt appeal to them but you still want a smidge of substance and vocabulary and there are a ton of them
>>9020443
stop posting pics of my girlfriend please, thanks
>>9020338
How old is he exactly? If he's at the age where he needs to be reading something contemporary and aimed at children give him A Series of Unfortunate Events since they actually have an interesting writing style to them that develops thematically as the series goes on.
If he can deal with the slight language barrier of books from a few decades a go just give him the obvious shit like Catcher in the Rye or The Hobbit.
>>9022392
G O A T
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>tfw you will never be Sturm, cucked by Tanis to the point that you give your life on some wall for no reason
>tfw no hourglass eyes to see death in everything
>tfw no hoopak
>>9022398
kek
>>9020338
If he likes fantasy, introduce him to more challenging fantasy/scifi like China Mieville and Jack Vance, then start to move him into literary fiction and see if he likes it.
>>9021168
kinda hot tee bee H
How old's your nephew?
I enjoyed things like chronicles of narnia, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, harry potter, eragon, roald dahl, series of unfortunate events, and the hobbit when I was a little kiddo.
Please don't ruin reading for him by force feeding him the patrician stuff too early
>>9020338
The real key is to not force it. C.S. Lewis and The Hobbit are great, I loved them when I was a kid.
my mom made me read this book when i was 8 lmao
Just get him to read /r/books' rec list
>>9022041
Get him into the classics like boku no pico and super lovers