>300 word book report due tomorrow >not even started it

>Haiku due next week
>Haven't even started yet
How dead am I /lit/?

Start tomorrow morning

>>9019669
>300 words
Careful, don't strain yourself.

(You wrote 1/20th of that in your post.)

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>>9019675
bretty good

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>30 word shitpost due in today
>Haven't even started yet
How fucked am I?

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>Have to write down my favourite letter by the end of the semester
>Cant choose between X and Q

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>30 old painting yesterday hadn't even started lifting yet
>how to fly writinger>

>>9019755
that wasnt even HALF

FAILED

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>Countless Long-haired Achaeans, ranging from far and wide
>Haven't even left the gates of Troy
How fugged am I?

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>still haven't signed my name on my finished dissertation
>deadline in less than 4 months

>>9019669
I hope this is a joke.

>>9020237
i hope you die peace of shit

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>>9020253
lol

>300 words
>Thinks he's fucked

Middle schoolers man. That's literilaly two tweets. You're fine faggot.

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>>9019675
nice desu

>three word post

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>>9020444
>trips

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Have to post on /lit/ by the end of this quarter. How fucked am I?

>>9019669
300 words...damn really makes you think.

>>9019765
>favourite letter
>Q
>being this pleb

>>9020480
H is the patrician answer

>>9020376
>2 sheets
More like two paragraphs. Like one good paragraph and one weak paragraph would still be enough. If OP fucks this up he should be permab&

>>9020500
>anything but I

Why are American schools so shit? My friend was telling me that in college he had to take writing courses so he could learn how to write essays. Like they didn't teach him that in high school

I write 3500 word term papers the morning they are due.

>>9019669
2/10 weak bait. Keep trying. However, you have already grasped the concept that /lit/ards believe to be intellectually superior than everyone else. Use it well, and you will get guaranteed replies.

>>9020752
Stop talking rubbish

>>9021582
I wrote my junior thesis in college on the busride to school

>>9020752
Wow, you're so smart anon.

>>9019765
laughed out loud thx

>>9020480
>>9020500
>>9020578
>being too contrarian to pic G

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>have to roll a boulder up a hill for eternity
>JUST realized life is absurd

How scornful am I??

>>9019669
I get the whole Essay meme. But actually, it would be hard as shit to do if he's not read the book yet, and that's a very short summary.

Get cucked

>>9021591

I'd rather do that than be endlessly thirsty