Just got a pocket Bible (pic related) from my aunt. It's

Ezekiel 23:20

is that furry porn? no? then you were ripped off.

>>9006913
Any version is better than the KJV. Do Germans read the exact Martin Luther Bible? Do Spaniards read the first Spanish Bible? Only in the Anglo sphere which is dominated by Protestantism are people autistic enough to read a Bible completed in 1611

Matthew 19:14

KJV
But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.

ESV
but Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.”

Its shit
Cop an orthodox bible

>>9007028
Wtf i hate King Joyce now

>>9006999
>Ezekiel 23:20
KEK

dude that shit look mad /fa/

>>9007028
>KJV
>But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
>ESV
>but Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.”

Those say the same thing you illiterate mong. The ESV is also a Protestant translation.

>>9007194
>same thing
They say it in different ways, would you agree? Which one do you prefer?
>Protestant translation.
Explain to me what is "Protestant" about that passage.

>>9007213
>They say it in different ways, would you agree? Which one do you prefer?

Yes; I prefer the KJV.

>Explain to me what is "Protestant" about that passage.

Nothing specifically. I was referring to this:

>Only in the Anglo sphere which is dominated by Protestantism are people autistic enough to read a Bible completed in 1611

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>>9007125
"No! No, it's.. it's a metaphor. It's a political metaphor."

of course it is, Father. of course it is.

>>9006913
NIV is commonly derided as the "Newly Invented Version" but its most people under 30's first Bible.

God will give you wisdom and understanding if you seek it from him.

KJV and ESV are the only English bibles worth reading.