>go on date >girl asks what I do >I say I am an editor

even women know editors are just failed writers

>>8982187
so are most writers

>>8982657
Everybody is a failure at something

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>>8982049
>be in college
>on a date with an 8/10 cardiobunny i met on tinder
>ask me how I got into college
>tell im on the tennis team
>tells me she didn't know tennis was even played in college
boy was I mad :(

>Go on date
>Girl asks what I do
>Tell her I'm currently at home alone masturbating
>I don't actually tell anyone this because I'm at home alone masturbating
>I can't cum because I can't stop thinking about how I never go on dates

>>8982049
Criticising 4chan posters' grammar does not count as 'editing a website', OP.

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>>8982741
>I can't cum because I can't stop thinking about how I never go on dates

>>8982049
Harvard English professor hear.

You're fucking disgusting. Become an actual writer. Not just one of these faggots who talks about literature as an editor on your website. I mean like actually write a book for once. Just talking about it is meaningless. I write papers about literature and publish them on harvard.edu, I actually write. I'm not just some talking head on a website, I'm a real writer. Unlike you. Faggot.

>>8983104
>here
okay buddy, nice try.

>>8983104
This is /lit/erally the worst bait I have ever seen.

>going on dates

>>8983121
>>8983192
Strong cope. Enjoy being a failure all you're lives.

"I don't write anything. i steal links from other sites and post their work as original material."