How to write sexy things without being too smutty or perverse?

>>8979550
pull out your biology book from high school and check how they describe it there

Use the word "cocksleeve" at least once.

Make sure you use as many euphemisms as humanly possible

>>8979609
Gingerly she undid the straps of her bra, shoulder blades convulsing and then relaxing as she released the clasp and let the fabric slide to the floor, goosebumps forming, breath rising in short, vulnerable rasps AS TWO FUCKING GIGANTIC WOBBLY SWEATER COWS FELL INTO THE ROOM.

>>8979643
Wasn't expecting that.

Check out the other thread about this:
>>8978044

>>8979609
LOL, I remember in The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides (I know, I know -- I was trying to give contemporary lit a shot. Learned my lesson of course.) he refers to a woman's vagina as a "sheath." Sort of clever I guess because that's the Latin derivation but awkward as hell on the page.

>>8979850
It was inevitable.

Already posted in that thread here >>8979508

Nobody answered my questions yet, too busy fapping to the word "vagoogoo."

What can I say? I will most likely post in any thread advertised with a pair of tits. My love of literature is visceral, VISCERAL!