>have to read a book for class >it's only in French

anon how the hell did you manage to create this situation

Shove a baguette down your throat and try to talk

It should sound like french

>>8969676
are you supposed to know french? Maybe the teacher doesn't know and assigned it by mistake

>>8969682
Please, fucking answer this question.

>>8969676

>He thinks reading French is different from reading English

They're practically the same fucking language. How American are you?

>>8969676
FInd it in english, I doubt it never was translate.

what book?

hahaha what the fuck, how do you not speak French?

just type the entire book into google translate.

Problem fucking solved. Goddamn.

>>8969676
Okay, first of all, >>8969769 has a point: French has a lot of vocabulary in common with English. Once you're familiar with the basic grammatical/linking words (equivalents of and, the, he, but, with, etc) French is not that hard to figure out for an Anglophone. That said, if find you can't hack French thus, I would propose the following options, more-or-less in the order I would recommend them:
>Check with professor to see if it wasn't assigned by mistake, or if they weren't aware that you don't speak French
>Check in other places that you haven't looked (specialty book sellers, etc) to make sure if there isn't any English translation
>See if you can find a PDF of the original anywhere, and feed it into an autotranslator
>If need be, scan each page into a computer and then feed those into OCR and that into a translator
Actually, come to think of it, the suggestion that I made at the beginning should probably be somewhere down between plans B and C.

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>Get to exam
>The instructions say I need to answer in Romanian