A ship is about to be sent to space just before the earth collapses

The bible.

>>8969244
Why wouldn't they just send a full 64gb SD card up there?

>>8969315
Because they fear data damage. Books are contained in a sterilized chamber so it's more secure

>>8969315
Because this is 1972

Twilight

>>8969244
MY

John Green The complete works. or maybe just a collection of his youtube videos. that would be like, all the knowledge ever.

how is a meteorite going to make the Earth collapse? is the Earth hollow and nobody realized?

>>8969449
DIARY

90 terrible sci-fi books for aliens to laugh at

>>8969647
It's the second coming. Like dinosaurs we failed to maintain our eco system and the universe has finally aligned it's forces to destroy us.

>>8969653
DESU

>>8969244
Iliad.
Someone else take the Mahabharata and Sex & Character.

>>8969315
Right?! Because I'm an astronaut, and smart, I'm going to take a memory stick, the size of the biggest book I can find, and take that up into space with me.

>>8969244
My diary, desu.

>>8969299
The objective best choice

>>8969315
ayyliums dont use SD cards dummy

>>8969244
The World as Will and Representation

>>8969299
>yfw you realize The Bible was just some random fiction book among thousands that was on board a spaceship from another galaxy and made its way to Earth but was taken as gospel

Why not just crash the ship into the asteroid to change its trajectory??

>>8971624
Why? It's pretty useless and lacks aesthetic value in a post-western cultural environment.

Epic of Gilgamesh

Tattoo by Earl Thompson, the most perfectly accurate novel about being a young American man.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

>>8969244
Paradise Lost.

I think >>8969299 , >>8969869 , and >>8971804 are great picks also.

>>8969244
>posturing for the universe after death so nobody can call us out

How very /lit/