Hi /lit/ im currently a 20 year old computer science student

You're going at this all wrong. You need to get bitten by Žižek.

>stem

you're not gonna make it

>>8965661
HHHHAHAAAAAHHAAAAA

what the actual fuck is his problem? why is he so twitchy?

>>8965721
maybe he gets nervous when talking to crowds

many people have tics, that only come out when they are nervous

Hi /lit/
im currently a 20 year old philosopher

i want to become Žižek when i grow up. I am already working on the tics, i'm good at rubbing my nose, and i often pull on my shirt.

What do i read to become Žižek?

>>8965661
basically every major work of philosophy, theology, and literature in history
the man is well versed!

>>8965999
Chiefly Lacan and Hegel though

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>>8965661
>pic related

>>8966014
>>8966016
p much this. Read so much Hegel and Lacan, that it short-circuits your brain, and you won't even need to practice sniffing and lisping, it will come naturally.

Becoming Žižek also requires a comprehensive diet overhaul plan. I would recommend eating from the trash can all the time, washed down with an ice cold coke or Starbucks coffee, and so on.

>>8966016
This picture amuses me because Hegel was literally a practitioner of the occult.

>>8965721
he drinks diet coke, aspartame

>>8966134
>and so on
kek