>you walk into an artsy cafe and this Voice Of Your Generation

i punch him in the dick

He asks loudly btw

>>8946717
*blocks your punch and twists your wrist until you beg him to stop*

What now?

I slap his girlfriend on the ass. I'm 6'10" and 270 lbs, 8% body fat and trained in over 35 martial arts as well as the top ranked navy seal of all time.

>>8946724
"Oh you can have her, I have plenty more to keep me company"

What now (kiddo)?

I'd rather be unpublished than Jewish

>>8946712

Reminder to everyone itt that if you are published by the mainstream shill industry you will NEVER make it into the canon.

The fastest ticket to long term obscurity is short term popularity as evidenced by Jonathon Fishkind or whatever he's called (I'm typing on phone and the post window is blocking the OP)

>>8946754
Meh David I was p. close

>>8946754
This should be stickied tbqh.

It would cut down on the number of unnecessary threads by like 50%.

>>8946712
"But I am a published author, you fucking douchebag!"

>>8946742
This tbqhwy sir

>>8946775
*gets up from chair*

*chuckles quietly*

*upper cuts you out of frickin nowhere*

So am I, little man

>>8946712
Literally who