Itt we pretend we are in cyberpunk novel
*secret government tribunals can kill citizens without trial using invisible flying robot spy drones*
*Wakes up in Trump's America, masturbates to Japanese Cartoons, shops online, face times, pukes from over use of occulus rift.*
*Read news about how china is taking over the world*
*watch videos from Boston dynamics about advanced robotics that will replace workers and be used in war zones.*
*Local police forces wear hand me down gear from military and look like a fascist death squad.*
*prosthetic now so advanced even better than real limbs*
I've thought for a while that smartphones and the internet are pretty cyberpunk. Constantly being jacked into a shared virtual network with strangers from across the globe via a small handheld device.
*shitposts on 5chan*
fucking neo-upper class aristocrats WHY DID YOU STEAL MY PLASMOIDS I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHIGN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*corporations so powerful they just buy off the most popular poltical parties and you have no say in anything under the oligarchy
*Hackers named anonnymoose and wookieleaks do battle with them
DUDE, WEED LMAO
*Nick Land has been appointed as the official cyberethics advisor of the PRC*
DUDE 50 MEGS OF HOT RAM LMAO
wtf I hate meatspace now
>>8945840
*neo-China arrives from the future*
What do they tell us, /lit/?
*black sniper killed by exploding police robot in Dallas TX*
cannot make this shit up
>>8946899
Wow, bravo.
*people are trying to start a white nationalist revolution as a large scale cyberspace prank*
>>8945998
Do you think JLG smoked dope often?
>>8947484
probably not. marijuana caught on much later in france, JLG is and was an elitist snob, and i doubt he'd concede to anything that required him to stop smoking a cigarette for ten seconds
>>8947484
he smoked cigars, but its a reference to space rastas in neuromancer
the exact moment wherein i dropped the book
>>8946899
who give a shit dawg noone care