Penguin Classics Cover Generator

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>>8933805
Would've been nice to actually be able to fit the whole title on there, but oh well.

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You know it's coming guys

>>8933860
this gave me a nice, raspy guffaw

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yeet

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Would you read?

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This is how it's done.

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and other tales

>>8933851
tfw we will probably never read this in full

tfw we will never read henrys 4000 page diatribe about a tornado

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>>8933944

>>8933951
>aaa cunt

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>>8933805
Anyone who's read it will get the cover ;)

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>this will actually be real

>>8934013
kek

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>>8933805

>>8934029
Is that Putin on the left?

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>>8933805

author's name is always in caps, you fools

>>8934113
kek
well memed

>>8933921
Would buy tbqh

>>8933951
>:(

>>8934126
Damn. It actually is.

>>8934140
whoops

should have replied to
>>8934117

>>8934125
I thought something seemed off

>>8934054
>>8933944

I actually gonna use this as the cover on Kindle

>>8934206
I knew this one was coming.

>>8934013
nicely done

>>8933951
ok

>>8934118
now make one for rawhide kobayashi

>>8934250
kek

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>>8933860
>implying the wizard won't beat him to it

>>8933884
pretty good, would buy

>>8934336
"Jobs and Growth" is my fav story in the collection

>>8934438
Kek

"The Nation Constantly on the Sidelines of the World" was mine

>>8934404
>Schopenhauer was a loudfag
It all makes sense now

>>8934468
"The Ideas Boom" literally changed my life.

>>8934474
I thought "Two Jaded Australian Citizens In Apathy Across the Internet" was delightfully self-reflexive.

What, no Hypersphere?

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This cultural Marxist secret book will be published this year {*l:^)

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>>8934488
Oath lad

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Red pill coming through

>>8934526
good chuckle

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This is actually better

>>8934526
hahah

>>8933951
son of a bitch kys

>>8934117
No idiot he's a conservative

>>8934013
laughed hard with this one. really good

>>8933865
>>8933953
>>8934020
what books are these tell me about them i can't find them

>>8933920
keeeeeeeeek

>>8934622
My favourite book of all time :)

http://www.nyrb.com/products/the-book-of-ebenezer-le-page?variant=1094931609

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Hot off the presses

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Lets see how well /lit/ knows their art.

>>8934687
JMW Turner, NEXT!

>>8934681
lmao, i want this cover.

>>8934210
>>8934206
Can someone explain?

>>8934718
In proper English corn is a general term for cereal crops such as barley, wheat, emmer and whatever the fuck else people grow.

In Yank speak corn is the word for maize, a crop indigenous to America and not introduced to Europe until after the Colombian exchange.

In his book Caesar referred a lot to corn when talking about logistics which made a lot of American readers scratch their head in confusion.

>>8934681
9/10 Nice

>>8933951

Mothers are spooks

>>8933951
got me again anon

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>>8934729
gotchu senpai

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>>8934826

>>8934815
I laughed more than I should have

>>8934848
>not White Fang

>>8934552
terribly done

>>8934852
>>8934867

>>8933951
Mom no

>>8933951
nooo

anon no >>8933951

>>8934883
Jason Alexander on an episode of Bill Maher once referred to "1985".

>Jason Alexander: It’s also, I think George Orwell in 1985 predicted what we are now in

http://leftcall.com/8101/real-time-with-bill-maher-highlights-from-episode-257-august-31-2012/

>>8934100
Underrated post

>>8934883
>Orson G. Wells

>>8935000
Nice trips. Just make the picture sepia or B&W, and it will be perfect.

>>8933951
Come on anon, that's not very nice.

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>>8935010
ok

>>8935000
That looks almost exactly like my dog. 95% the same. Mine has slightly different face patterns, but if I couldn't see its face I'd swear it was my dog.

>>8935061
Nice doggo anon

>>8935052
colored was better

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look it up.

>>8935115
I think colored Penguin classics covers are appropriate for painting, while black and white for photographs.

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>>8935132

>>8935132
biggie smalls has the stupid lyrics of any rapper, it's really a shame that he got so famous...do u remember when the atlantic or one of those other bourgeois magazines that white people who feel guilty about something read to learn black people did a youtube about rapper's rhyme scheme, called like "deconstructing hip-hop" or something where some blonde white bitch girlsplains rap to the audience? clearly the most skilled MC was Rakim, and Rakim had a decent lyrics, but when they did biggies flow it was like that thing about "biggie been fly since days of underoos, girls wanna do use ,screw us, poppa and puff" whatever, or one of his many equally dumb rhymes, and it just showed what a total moron the guy was...tupac was light years better many different flows and rhyme schemes as well as a variety of topics and/or personas from straight up gansta, too revolutionary, to playa, to sensative brotha, etc. even did a couple party songs like California Love etc.

sorry, i know it was a joke, but the way biggie just refuses to go the fuck into the trashbin of history where he belongs annoys me, dude only had two fucking albums, big pun only had two albums and his flow was better ,his lyrics were better, and he was also a fat fuck if that matters... ugh whatever

>>8934793
O shit the goblin man will become a mod just to ban you for this

>>8933951
He rapes sister

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>>8935319
well that didn't work

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>>8933892
Would read to gain insight on how other groups have dealt with the plague that is Tuvalu.

>>8933951

Fuck you anon

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>>8933951
Fookin baited

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>>8934013

>>8933951
fuck u bich

>>8933951
I hope YOU die in your sleep tonight, since my mom won't be anymore

>>8933951
If it were not for the laws of this land I would have killed you.

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>>8933951

>>8936005
pure kek

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get on my level

>>8933951
Please

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really makes you think huh

>>8933951
Dink

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>>8933805

>>8933951
Lol. I had a hearty laff.

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>>8933951

>>8934552
Should have been titled " a time to fap"

>>8936113
Hasn't Dick Wolf produced a shitton of "white people" crime shows?

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>>8934013

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>>8933951
Fuck

>>8936227

Why this

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>>8934118
I miss those CD stands
>>8934526
HAHA
>>8935385
Is that book good? I've been thinking of watching the film.

>>8933951

shit

>>8933951
johon pi e

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>>8936005

>>8935325
Cool image. What's it from?

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>>8934100

>>8936378
Nietzsche may have been an angry crybaby but nowhere near as tactless and lame as that dude.

>>8934346
>implying the wizard doesn't deserve it in comparison to meme green

>>8935353
love that pic

>>8933805
Saleout is a saleout. Fuck you and your website

>>8934729
>>8934815
Mein sides

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>>8933951
poo poo pee pee

>>8935162
We get it you don't like black people muzak no need to sperg

>>8935403
kek

>>8936268
this is a good one

>>8936154
No that's Speed Weed

>>8935508
>discernable

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he derped

>>8934733
>Colombian exchange

Plebs don't even realise the author's name is meant to be capitalised and spaced out

>>8936539
>Not the oatsider

>>8933951
Die today

>>8936736
lmao

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>>8933951

>not having immunity cat

>>8933951
kek

>>8933951

>>8933951
cheeky

Penguin Classics puts the author's name in all caps, plebs

>>8936842
Like we give a fuck.

>>8936736
rad

>>8934224

top tier

>>8933951
o_O

>>8936834
Perfect

>>8934815
>>8936736
>>8934832
best in thread

>>8934552
I don't get it (I've read DoE).

>>8934504

Heh

is there a Penguin Modern Classics Cover Generator?

>>8935517
This one is amazing
Could've used a little more light but amazing anyway

>>8937093

This makes the book twice as good as it actually is.

>>8934687

this painting makes me so sad

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>>8936847

>>8933951
I should've known

>>8933951
mamma mia

>>8936609
Not sure why this makes me laugh

>>8933951
Fuck you faggot my mom just got to sleep

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>>8937830
I made up the title since I don't know really good books about misery

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>>8933805
:^)

>>8937870
You moron, it's called "certainly"

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>>8937875
You mean certainty. Thanks

>>8933944
I'm a little sad that I have no friends that would understand this.
>>8934482
>>8936736

Kek

>>8937899
>>8937870
kek

>>8933966
Runaway keks.

>>8933951
Stop.

>>8935064
A lot of effort was involved here; I applaud your autism in this matter.

>>8933951
i love you

>>8937978
Chaucer would approve.

>>8937997
One of the best.

>>8937093
>>8936916
>>8936609
>>8936175
kek approves

>>8938093
tfw I got the last one before the image limit

>>8938080
>normie facebook memes

>>8934013
Kek

>>8936609
tfw this would actually make a good cover for a book dissecting the condition of the 21st century board dwelling professional austist

>>8938191
I posted mine on aumm after I posted it here. Don't be like this.

>>8933951
oy fuck

>>8933951
sigh

>>8934878
classic

>>8933870
kek

>>8934204
underrated

>>8936744
LOL'd

>>8936728

Tragically unappreciated. A truly superb visual pun.

>>8933951
You fag

>>8934100
ha

+1

>>8933951
Fag

>>8936116
Kek

>>8934878
ggwp

>>8937848

If only there were a book just called Misery

>>8940523
New thread

>>8933951
Fuck you

>>8934054
Good one.

>>8933951
gotta play it safe

>>8933951
aww shit

>>8934681
Holy fucking kek

>>8933897
aids

>>8936728
The whole package and then some.

>>8933951
Fk

>>8933951
a

>>8936498
I'm not that poster, but that appears to be a colorized version of a pencil drawing done by Anatoly Fomenko.

>>8936834
Where is this sculpture? Is it in Paris?

>>8933951
AHHHHH

>>8934878
Hahaha

>>8934054
Subtle anon

I wish I was smart enough to understand some of these. However I know nothing about art history and next to nothing about literature. Thank you anyways.

>>8934059
Kek

>>8933951
Asd