>Comic book movies are immature, as are comics. These are

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>Comic book movies are immature, as are comics. These are puerile fantasies.
>...and then Zeus slapped him with his dick, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, it's so funny and deep and you have to like it or else you're an idiot!

>Internet memes and fanfiction are for idiotic neckbeards.
>After I finished reading Dante's Inferno and Ulysses I read V by Pynchon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, he LITERALLY put in the Kilroy was here picture!

>If those nerds think their art form has to use the latest technology then it ain't a fucking art form! Geez!
>My eBook reader was broken so I phoned up the independent publisher and they used their on demand printing press to send me a book the next day. I just love books. Thank god for Gutenberg who allowed so many books to be around!

>Self publishing is for serial killer manifestos or hucksters! The world needs gatekeepers!
>I'm going to read The Republic for the tenth time.

>Science is a sterile abstraction that leads to nowhere! I am an open minded lover of knowledge and wisdom, not an inverse cripple
>Oh... they managed to mathematicise and formalise that area... I guess I was never interested in it anyway...

>The Greeks, Romans, and Medieval Theologians are the only source of universal knowledge. We live in decadent times with awful educational standards, declining morals, and a lack of deep thinkers!
>What the fuck! My phone's WiFi only downloads 2 MB a second! No, I don't give a shit what Stephen hawking said today about black holes and the nature of reality! Omg, watch this video of this Texas televangelist telling these children to be good and hard working... what a creepy huckster hack!