>People think writing is hard Alright fagathors, you wanna

>>8929478
I don't get it?

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>>8929489
are you gay or somthinge there's nothing to not get. stupid.

>>8929478
btw guys this is a surefire way to not get your manuscript picked up by anyone

>pretentionaly
>that cat
Someone restrain me before my convulsive laughter loosens my brain

I was on the balcony with rum in cherry juice, and spotted I a queer figure in the courtyard.
"Ho!" said I. "Who orders mischief upon my estate?"
Said the queer figure, "I, Eau Pee, and I've come for my due."
I suckled from my cup, unconcerned. A dusky chill had been setting upon the land, but not paces from the balcony door, my hearth flexed into a vast parlor.
"Well," began he, the queer, once more, "will you ask me in to hear me out? Or must I make to you?"
"Eau Pee," I birthed each word thoughtfully, gaining erotic satisfaction from the sound of my own voice. "I will not have audience with you. You are low, and I am at great altitude. You'd misfinger the waxing frost upon my wall and slide away."

He had his answer, and began scaling the sheer stone structure. His methodical means had a hypnotic rhythm. He was like a human spider, limbs unceasing, reaching for grooves in the stone. Here, I thought he would come to take these mysterious dues he sought of me, but lo did he grip a patch of pure frost and slipped back into the garden like a twitching swastika.