How do you guys read your books? I find I can only really read

I soak my underwear in gas station bath salts, then put it in the dryer to warm them up, then put them on.

I don't really read, nevermind.

I lay in my bed and read

>>8929320
we actually don't read. /lit/ is all just a conspiracy where we all pretend to have got through every major book in the Western canon when really we're just going off Wikipedia summaries. The purpose of the board is to stroke each other's egos and make ourselves feel smart. You now know our secret.

>>8929338
True. I don't really read either, but I hear about books, and I look up what people's general understanding of it is, and then I disagree with them on here about it. If people like books too, I tell them they're stupid, and the book is awful, and then I find really bad books and say they're masterpieces. Pretty much responsible for all the sales of Gravity's Rainbow myself.

>>8929349
>Gravity's Rainbow myself

fuck you lad, I actually bought GR and I feel like I'm reading a fucking fever dream