I wrote a poem for my 18 yo classmate who I plan to confess my

>>8926126
Don't do it. Terrible, terrible poem and she's going to think you are a creep.

>>8926126
don't

>>8926126
>I wrote a poem for my 18 yo classmate who I plan to confess my love to

Why do people still do that?

>>8926164
They're teenagers who think they know everything

>>8926171
redpillers?

>>8926151
>>8926163
>>8926164
>not realizing it's a joke

>>8926194
Because teenagers actually do this sort of thing...

>>8926126
>If I could stick it in her butt
>Then all my worries would be gone
Why do you want to get shit up your urethra? What's the appeal?

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>>8926219

this isn't even good shitposting you guys, congrats to falling for bad bait

>>8926226
kek I'm dying m8

>>8926226
accurate

>>8926126
Don't just give her a copy of Schopenhauer's On women

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>>8926126
Just tell her that she's your property

>>8926126
>"""confessing""" your love
Stop watching anime and just ask her out.

>>8926126
ben. here you go

>>8926126
Love it, do it

>>8926126
Your poem is shit.

But damn Allen Casey has got me going. I would pay a lot to do very deranged actions to, with, and recive from her.

>>8927073
Where do I find this Allen Casey? All I get are male lawyers.

>writing poems in 2017

Nobody seriously does this, right? It's all just post-post ironic retards making slam poetry right?

>>8927085
Image search ops picture. Leads to her 9gag account.

>>8927085
My bad. Shes allisen casey. Her 9gag is online plus like 10 other pica of her on some mexican site.

>>8927185
>>8927216
>9gag
I'd rather not.

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>>8927224
But she has good pictures on the spic site.

it's acceptible in two situations
1. if you're under 12 or so and people aren't self aware enough to cringe at that
2. if you're in a very specific social circle or situation that warrants it (eg, you're already in a relationship with an artsy cutie and giving her a poem for valentine's / her birthday / whatever)

anything else, dont do it, burn the poem, go see a professional on your lack of social awareness, kill yourself with a blunt object repeatedly

regardless i dont feel like the quality of the poem really factors in.

>>8926126
hahahaha, that's fucking golden. I love it.

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>>8927233
And like that I have found a real picture of her and my urge to pay upwards of 10k for someone to kidnap her and bring her to me so i can break her mind into a sex toy is gone.

Now she is as boring to me as an american door.

>>8927290
Humbert Humbert II?

>>8926353
>ownership
spooky

>>8927715
Nah. Im more fucked up and am interested in 17-50 year olds.

And when I fuck I say fucked. Not descriptions of flowers and trees.

Do you actually talk to this girl?

>>8926126
I don't know if you're serious or not, but regardless please don't send it. You'll only regret it later and want to kill yourself. Just talk to her and tell her how you feel in person. Believe me, I learned the hard way.

>>8926126
Truly, a poem to rival the Song of Songs.

Just go ahead and stick it in her butt without telling her.....I just realized I
have just recommend rape as dateing advice

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>>8926126

DO IT

>>8926177
kids before they swallow the redpill

>>8926126
pennis and also dicke and balls

>>8926126
>I wrote a love poem for my crush
HOLY FUCK NO
NO
NO
NO
please be a troll

>>8926353
He could also offer some money on top of that, but not a lot. Just enough to be perverted.

>>8929548
Did you even read it?

Decent effort, but the meter is a bit off at times.

>>8926164
He isn't going to do it; this is just bait.

>tfw seduced a woman in college by reciting a poem in class
Stay jealous cunts

How young are the people in this thread?

Why is everybody in here acting reddit?

Obvious bait

Don't do this pleas

>>8929240
No, redpillers are kids.

>>8926126
>I love a girl with bright blue eyes
Stopped reading there. She should realise she is the subject half-to-two-thirds of her way through reading the poem.

>Till she would like a kitten purr
Comparing women to the feline persuasion is cliché and one should seek to excite the reader

>cock, butt
These terms lack any sort of artistic value and should be replaced by metaphorical replacements of some form

>My nut in her I'd gladly bust
I did enjoy this part. If she does get to this line despite the rest of your work, I imagine she will look up at you with a sultry smile.

Trust me on these things--I kissed a girl seven years ago.

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>>8930702
>stopped reading at the first line
>here are my critiques of the rest of it

>>8926126
fucking lmao

>>8926126
Sounds good. You recite it to her, champ. : D

>>8927224
We are the 9gag army. Expect us.

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>>8926126
Top Kek OP, well played.