2017 read log? I'm gonna try to finish all of these

>>8924747
>these people exist

>>8924747

didn't i just see this on the mde subreddit

come on bro

>>8924747
>these people exist

>Kline's books from http://www.rationalsys.com/mk_peasoup.html
>How to Lie with Statistics
>The Sun Also Rises
>Pride and Prejudice
>The Essential Tales of Chekhov
>The Bible: Authorized King James Version
>Science Matters: Achieving Scientific Literary
>Concepts of Mathematical Modeling
>Mathematics for Operations Research

>>8924747
Start with the coke and go from there.

>spending money on books so you can make a mediocre shitpost

Lel

Haha, epic ftw OP!

>>8924747

Why is your cocaine so fragmented? Make a neater line or you'll waste it.

I bet there are huge chunks of coke lying around on your floor because you're incompetent at being a degenerate.

>>8924747
Breddy gud

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>>8924747
What's the vaseline for?

>>8924897
Minor cuts

>>8924897
you never read Ulysses have you?

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>>8924747
Snorts coke
Lubes butthole with Vaseline
Spends 2017 jamming all those books up in ass

OP confirmed for supreme faggotry

>>8924747
>someone bought all these books JUST to take this picture

Really makes you ponder.

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>>8924747
>these people exist

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>>8925130
Sam's book was limited edition and sold out quickly so I imagine OP bought it to read it

>>8924747
You fucker. I'm still waiting on shipping confirmation for my copy of How to Bomb.

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>>8924747
>goes on /lit/
>oh gosh every one will find this hilarious - can't wait
>groups every unread meme book he bought
>40$ for MDE book wew
>actually has vaseline at home
>actually puts flour on table - I would bet - with a serious straight face thinking it will be so funny
kys

>>8925281
And I bet you're a manlet libturd

>>8924752
>>8924792
>>8925167
>having a problem with Joyce or Pynchon
Plebs please leave

>>8925362
Two books have been read in that pike and they aren't Joyce or Pynchon. I have a problem with unread Joyce or Pynchon.

You can still turn it around though Sam. One word at a time. Pulp that dumbass book in the middle though.

As a general rule, you should never read any books which are not required reading for a freshman English major. Frankly, it makes you look like someone who reads for fun, and not just to impress 16-year-olds you don't know on the Internet.

>>8924747
Just throw away the Ayn Rand and the MDE right now.

>>8925516
wtf is wrong with ayn rand?

>>8925302
Yes, I said, Yes I (am), Yes

>>8924897
>interrogation marks

?

>>8924747
>that line of coke

jesus christ nigger, cut that shit

>>8925575
Have you read it? It's an ok book about trains, but it doesn't need to be 1000 pages. She could say everything she wanted to about the railroad in 200 tops.

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>>8925818
not funny...

>>8925769
Literal icing sugar.

>>8924747
I like you OP

memes
>finish ulysses and KJV
>few pynchon
>recognitions
>IJ
>2666
>start and hopefully finish plato and aristotle
>some theology
>book of disquiet
>after finishing the bible, the greeks, augustine and aquinas want to reread divine comedy, paradise lost and goethe but that gon take more than a year

>>8924747
Are you fucking these books, OP?

make sure to read Gravity's Rainbow after Atlas Shrugged because if you do it vice versa you'll barely be able to finish Atlas Shrugged (on account of being woke from Gravity's Rainbow)

>>8926079
>on account of being woke from Gravity's Rainbow

My friend, I would just like to inform you that your sentence appears to be grammatically incorrect. Would you mind making a greater effort to proof-read before posting? The quality of posts is extremely important to this board and its community. Thanks!

>>8926091
Gravity's Rainbow will open your third eye
Atlas Shrugged will thereon require you squint