>money
>charisma
>looks
>people love them
>they'll never have to work in their lives
>AND NOW
>they have a book published
>you don't
>Kendall and Kylie Jenner published a book before you
So it's not...
>famous people write a book specifically to satisfy and indulge the curiosity of the commoners who are obsessed with them and place them on a pedestal
Is Kylie Jenner a modern-day Julius Caesar?
Is it good though?
>>8913767
Caesar was penetrated fewer times than Kylie Jenner
>>8913805
Those Cilician pirates definitely took a young Ivlivs' boipucci
Kendall is the superior Jenner
>>8913865
at what?
The question is: why aren't you ghostwriting novels for rich idiots? My sister gets paid 120$ per 10,000 words to turn a rich teenager's sci-fi ideas into a three part trilogy.
>>8913919
>three part trilogy
What did he mean by this?
>>8913933
I was predicting your digits, friend ;^)
>>8913919
what kind of credentials do you have to show to rich people?
i would offer a sample of my writing but rich people don't read
>>8913919
>$120 per 10k is good
Your sister is getting screwed.
>>8913919
that really doesn't sound like a decent job tbdesu... unless you're indian or from some other 3rd world country...
how do you acquire it?
yeh but that one will never have real lips and always feel like shit about it