>itt we pretend we are our favorite authors in an early 2000's

>>8908370
>tfw this is actually a good idea for a thread
>tfw ur just to unimaginative and self-conscious too reply

dfw1962: wtf
dfw1962: cyber??
dfw1962: i put on my robe and bandana

>>8908370
what's a chat room? what's asl means

dosty1821: hey
dosty1821: anyone else hyped for shenmue online?

-=-BuTtErFlIeS-=-: anyone got some cheese pizza

v1rgil: any1 wanna read my homer fanfic???

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>>8908452

Pync40n: dude weed
Pync40n: dude weed lmao
Pync40n: dude so fuckin high rn

>>8908452
kek vlad

>>8908370
EPound: 你好 дpyг, ?それはあります אֵיך

>>8908452
VladNab27: buy my book

tolkin3000: who smoke pipe here?

pHitch10: Chat rooms were better before the First World War.

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>>8908370

HB: is there any discernible talent in here? there appears to be none! plz pm me if you find any, thx

>>8908452
wildeman69: no girls ;)

l3ddit: CRASH! only 1 golden retriever remained; 2 if you counted mom's golden godly sexy pancakes.

>>8908481
dfw1962: please ban this guy

xXxBugManxXx: I feel so sad guys :(

bigligotti53: i hate school... science class is so boring and pointless

D0nxDel1llo: anyone want a link to the recent ISIS snuff vid???

>>8908512
Th3Str4ng3r42: Just because it's pointless doesn't mean it's not important idiot.
Btw any girls in here? Hit me up.

killercamus69: help what do girls think of short guys??

>>8908524
k4nt: in fact they do, little buddy

>>8908370
Prufrock_88: The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

xxxNauseousS4rtr3xxx: Why the fuck are their age of consent laws???

>>8908512
xdark_murakamix: relax dude, listen to some beatles, or liszt, or beethoven, or mozart, or bill evans, or chet baker or curtis fuller, everything is going to be alright, like the bird that takes it first fly

sadedonny100: lol I made my dog eat poop and my mom grounded me haha

>>8908529
Schopedopey69: fuck bitches

definitelyNotHomerSimpson: ua rgwew VEuk ioruin?

>>8908504

HB: sorry if I offended your plebeian sensibilities. hopefully you'll HANG around a little longer LOL

PHILOSOPHER__KING: pls admin unmute socrates the fuck he wasnt even trolling

>>8908562
>>8908572
L00king4anH0nestM4n: he was b& you idiot

xxxKantStopMe69xxx: any1 still live in their mom's basement???

fruitboi666: my stomach hurts

kerowacky420: got another kewl story about my kewl friend neal. ne1 want to hear it?

PLAT0: hey nerds, man is bipedal featherless animal. DEAL WITH IT!!!

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>>8908587

It's kinda sad that I can immediately tell this is Nietzsche. I know too much about him...

shakeurspears19: which motherfucker ripped one of my killer lines for the title of their shitty YA novel???

freejbrown1859: 29/m/massachusetts
freejbrown1859: any hot boys wanna go sauntering with me?
freejbrown1859: by sauntering i mean hiking
freejbrown1859: hello?
freejbrown1859: just sitting here on my wood chips
freejbrown1859: lonely
freejbrown1859: guess nobody wants to go sauntering lol

meangreen69: any qts want 2 meet up and eat cereal?

luvmypoodle88: hey how do i change my icon to the hindu aum symbol
luvmypoodle88: any cute *young* girls out there?
luvmypoodle88: 63/m/frankfurt
luvmypoodle88: i've got grapes lol ;-P
luvmypoodle88: i bet it's nothing but dudes in here huh
luvmypoodle88: brb
luvmypoodle88: hey back
luvmypoodle88: stupid fucking neighbor never stops running her mouth gossiping, someday i'ma shut her up
luvmypoodle88: reminds me of mom
luvmypoodle88: guess nobody is going to talk to me
luvmypoodle88: i knew i shouldn't have logged on
luvmypoodle88: guess i'll go watch a movie or something

>>8908721
xxxUbermensch666xxx: I'll talk to you
xxxUbermensch666xxx: Faggot

>>8908864
luvmypoodle88: oh wow nice profile pic
luvmypoodle88: the muscles are obviously shopped

alexander3ofMacedon: i see diogenes is here, hello!
dog-man: stand out of my bandwidth
dog-man: have you all heard of meatspin?

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>>8908459
glorious thread already

FY0DDY-D: gtg evry1 im grounded...dnt undrstnd y hitting mom was bad anyway...

ElJay: @Mbunny thx 4 sending me ur script ill hav a look

xxscurvyhervyxx: how big r whales dicks? asking for a friend

Will13tV0LLm@n: I dont need to be on this board I can make my own without the oppressive eye of mods!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Will13tV0LLm@n2: FUCK YOU WHORE MODS

>>8908459
whos this supposed to be?

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I assume

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I imagine

>>8908633
Underrated

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I guess

• T3dDY_K4z •: cnt wrk this fuckin thing! wisH evry1 still used fax, or evn btr, wrote letterz here's my no nd address-

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I believe

hRoivas: what do u think of my new shape poem


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ThE_ABsoLuTe_MADmaN: Does anyone know guys from the KKK? Asking for a friend.

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I'd venture

neocon_killa212: anyone got dl link for deepArcher?

Unimaginably_spooky_skeleton: niggers lol

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I suppose

LibrarianOfBabylon: awhduiawbnduibaid badj hawud laiowid

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I reckon

>>8908927
more like

williamtvollmann: how the fuck do I use the Internet?

//C_MAC//: i like the internet because i dont hav 2 use punctuation

theBard909: we should get a separate channel for this
straightouttastratford: ???
PointedSHoez&Bells: it's fine, how do we end this scene
tehpenguinofdoom: Exit, pursued by a bear >w<
BardOfAvon: @theBard909 set one upp

JoBorges: fhkdfdewpore epereedmef retrrepofkr

JeanDomBby: hey guys hows it goignskejfgns;arlkgnseargrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>8908993
Nice

therealtomwolfe: tfw no (you)'s

agent_lee: i want 2 fuck and suck salad fingrs

SoarinK: hey guys I just got back from church how is evre1

karl_dude: fucking parents want me 2 get a job and im like do you even own the means of production???
karl_dude: they dont understand anythign
karl_dude: like srsly? fuck the world fuck the corporations and fuck boogies
karl_dude: we need to R!OT
sp00ky: shut up fag, we dont care
>"karl_dude" has left the chatroom

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I presume

XxXD33p_Fi3ry_W0und5XxX: *stabs you in the dick* BACK THE FUCK OFF????????????

<BigDave45> anyone else watching the match 2night
<BigDave45> wish ppl would cease w/ the perpetual smartassery re:tv
<BigDave45> not only stupid people choose to immerse in pop culture
<BigDave45> simple* people
<BigDave45> does that make sense
<BigDave45> Im pretty smart you know
<BigDave45> whos there
[21:23] * BigDave45 ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )

>>8908983
>>8908999
sensible chuckle

20Ctranscendentalist: after one week in Quake even the Iliad will lose its beauty

>>8909027
Your_Angel: calling other people faggot but cant even grow a beard? [12:49]
Your_Angel: i bet you only have a big mouth behind the screen four-eyes [12:50]

LSterne69: Oh my! It appears again as if thouſt has ſhat thine pantaloons!

JoBorges: Imagine a chat room of the future with no built in chat logs, where thousands of desperate souls anonymously engage in conversation without ego or identity and see their words expired forever by the end of the night. How deeply this might give the illusion of communication, though at the end of every session no matter how hard one might try to communicate they will be forgotten in the minds of the chatters and the computer alike.
JoBorges: Is it just me or is this font really hard to read?????

>>8908512
TitPyncher: LOL

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>tfw can only think of obscure philosophical references to post in this thread
>tfw don't wanna post them because no one will get them as no one actually reads on here
>tfw to intelligent too post in this thread

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I suspect

horsemeat: SWIM and friend, lets call him BOB were hanging out in basement tokin & watchin invader zim
horsemeat: at 630pm BOB ingested 15g mushies and SWIM 1000ug of LSD
horsemeat: around 8pm a low orbit satellite began beaming bright pink truths into SWIM's head about the nature of reality and SWIM knows it had nothing to do with the drugs

>>8909092
can't conceive of someone who'd save chucklefree r9k memes ever reading at all
8/8 (You) but why do you insist on shitting up this place

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I've concluded

>>8908931
Ezra Pound, you pissoffshit

JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: fuck dublin
JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: jk i love dublin
JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: ne girls here want to jerk off me cock LOL
JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: i just farted LOL

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I think

GregoryBerrycone: I say, I've got a knob on my head!

GBerkeley: How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

>>8909177
JimmyJ[Dublin4Eva]: more like a dick LOLOLOL

mshima7: everyone says 5'8" is the manlet cutoff and im like lmao have fun being tall and unfit
mshima7: any1 wanna rate my bod
EPound: go commit suppuku or somehing u dumb chink
mshima7 has left the chat

>>8908601
Di0g3nes: lmao@your life kid

[Ferdinand]: i hate my parents...dad just complains...about his stupid job...and mom is dumb af...with her abscess...anyone want to talk?
[Ferdinand]: my collar is destroyed...and my shoes are too small...and my suit is in tatters...
[Ferdinand]: i wanna fuck Madame Gorloge....
[Ferdinand]: well, back to finding a job...

RalphWaldoEmerson(real): wow walt whitman is such a great poet leaves of grass is really great i reccomend it to all of u!!! - ralph

CoolGuyAtheist101: You all have ME to thank for memes

(2:54pm)
deadBeckett: what am i doin

(2:58pm)
deadBeckett: hello?

(6:23pm)
deadBeckett: ne1 still here?

(12:07am)
deadBeckett: this stone tastes funny

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>>8909388
>this stone tastes funny

LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a guy riding the ferry
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a guy working in a hotel
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a woman holding a baby
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a black guy working as a porter
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw the president of the united states
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a drunken vagrant
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a civil war veteran
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a chicken
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a little girl with a doll
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a street preacher
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a millionaire
LeavesOfHotBoyAss: i saw a hindu

2xwilliamcarlos: dude shut the fuck up

lilLovecraft37: andre bullied me in recess again.. maybe dad was right about the black kids

emily_in_the_attic: what does a mountain look like could somebody describe it for me

whereswaldoemerson: wtf just go outside lol

emily_in_the_attic: no

>>8909425
Heidurkidsheidurwives: The real enemy is the jews

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>>8909440
>whereswaldoemerson
sides lad

>>8908453
D4NT3: dude im a huge fan!! wrote u and me in a trilogy together (lol that rhymes)

eyeegg: got stabbed today lads. Got head though. Worth it.

arendtuhannah?: heidy, tell me about beyng again
BigDick-in-the-world: kill the jews lol
arendtuhannah?: martin why u do this?

wolfeman66: ne1 no any kewl words??

>>8909521
J4cquesD: no

ci0ran: .....

DickHugeLawrence: Fuck Britain.

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I calculate

BDSM4Life: Anyone wants to discuss some power structures? PM me

JDaddyJoyce: Let me whiff from your hellacious and unbent cunt from which the putrid essence of your sweet enema essence plunders my nostrils and tantalizes my cock which dances.

>>8908931
Ezrea Pound I deduce

>>8909692
fuck bruh j daddy wouldnt use essence and which twice

i'm high af

d3rUngeziefer83: fukkkk srry guys, g2g, dads being a a dick ; /

>>8908583
little_nitchy: Yo

>>8909730
Way underrated

>>8908931
Elsa Dollar, you orda know.

FrostyRob69: want 2 rp?

>>8908999
only good one itt

>>8908539
Nabogobnik: there*

>>8908999
hahahah

cormac: thinken about mexico

[Philip Roth] 4:00PM: any1 got a mr. skin acct?

JohnKT0013: Why is nobody replying to me? Both today and yesterday nobody has replied to my posts.
JohnKT0013: Anyone seen Peacockgirl25?

happy new year cunts

I'M BACK

AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, BALTIMORE ORIOLES, NUMBER ONE!

Kero-wacky: I hopped a train from San Fran today and shared a poor boy with a bum who told me about his old girl. It meant a lot to hear it from someone else. Too drunk to remember what he had said, helped a lot tho. Took me and my rucksack maybe two hours to find someone to take us the rest of the way. Met an old war vet who carried livestock cross country. Wish Neal was here, wished I had a girl still, wished I could drink. So who's still up?

hello yes it is me

>>8909992

bloomthecanoon: ye here u go, user: yaleprof1 pw: discernibletitties, hope u get to stretch ur leg ;)

>>8910171
>hope u get to stretch ur leg ;)
jej

<thomas_da_pynch_engine>: praise kek
<DFW_FTW>: dude
<DFW_FTW>: dude what if like
<thomas_da_pynch_engine>: hey dave have u noticed bananas look like rainbows u fucking sperg
<gass.chamber>: shut the fuck up
<thomas_da_pynch_engine>: lolololol is that a rocket in ur pocket or r u just happy 2 see me ;)))))
<gass.chamber>: mods
<dusty1821> yall mothafuckas need jesus

>>8909408
sensibly chuckled

steviE-King47: anybody got porn involving guns or ancient curses? Preferably hardcore fellatio.

>>8908976
Top kek

>>8909408
p good

DaNiggaOuttaSpace:
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Iove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a nigger.

>>8908370
pr4tch3tt: I bought a new hat today
pr4tch3tt: Anyone want to see it

EPound: stop telling me to go back to /pol/

>>8910326
lol

G0DizD34d: I'm gonna go on a bulk phase after this fruit diet. Who /crushtheweak/ here?

dickcereal: pls respond

GratefulDead1928: someone's backing these chat logs up

KenOe: Pls stop using the word retarded

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I surmise

>>8908619
JoGr33n: yo. It got me laid dude

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I do declare

>>8908990
eecummings_in_ur_mum: funny. i don't use capitals lol

Steely_Dan_144144415599764: All you cocksuckers are gonna burn in the eternal shit machine if you dont stop desecrating the psyches of all your predecessors. I tell you, theyre gonna dig thrmselves up and throw you into the grinders of you keep siphoning their memories like this. Hell, even im doing it, for fuck all all all all all all all

>>8909027
>karl_dude has joined the chatroom

karl_dude: guyz sp00ky likes watching his wife get fucked let's lol@ him

>>8908993
chr1s_marl0we: You fucker just stole my scripts ill rek u

P@p@Bl00m: any1 up for some flight to lucifer themed dnd? i wouldnt mind dm'ing and have got a scenario already planned out

>>8910912
Doug_Adams42: yeah show me lol

ObjectiveNBeautiful: Sup guys girl here, anyone wanna talk about philosophy? God my husband is so stupid lol :p anyone here ever read the fountainhead? That book is better then the bible!

>>8911276

sp00ky: tits or gtfo

BritishMommyLovesWands: lol what if like boy wizards were gay an shit innit

>>8911278
ObjectiveNBeautiful: lmao desperate virgin

>>8908619
bernHARDshaw: I hate u I fkin hate u ur just a stupid asshole ur plays suck people should be watching my plays do u even Pygmalion lolololo

>>8911284
sp00ky: lol i bet ur ugly bitch i bet ur teeth r all wonky and dont have any friends irl lmao

uliliiliia: what kind of computer do u guys have

>>8908976
10/10

>>8908370
I wanted to do Francois Rabelais but then I realized he would probably be indistinguishable from the 13 year olds on 9gag and iFunny.

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>>8911314

Roberto_Pinchas: >itt we pretend we are our favorite authors in an early 2000's online chat room.

>>8911649
BigDave62: Banana_Breakfast: dude weed
BigDave62: Banana_Breakfast: so high rn
BigDave62: Banana_Breakfast: fuck my hands feel weird [1]

BigDave: [1] an assortment of references to the drug themes present in Pynchon's fiction, coupled with a wry wink to those in the know who have read Pynchon w/r/t the fact that, despite their central role in defining Pynchon's public persona (insofar as someone as elusive as Pynchon can be said to have a public persona), these themes play a minor role in his work when compared with more serious PoMo concerns and meta-textual hijinx

>>8911663
ese ... roberto pinchas is not pynchon...

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I infer

p3l3WIN: guis, did u kno putin is just giant supercomputer on shrooms?

>>8908437
T-that pizza is going straight to making that ass bigger.

>>8911667
Yeah I know man

Why would you think I thought that?

>>8909730
very, very good post

5t0n3r: fuk guys think i kinda raped my wife

PaRaDoX ~Z~: just told my mom straight in her face that i cant get out of my room bcos movement is impossible xDD

>>8908473
kek

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>>8908572
destroyed

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>tfw this thread is dead
>multiple jordan b memerson threads alive and active

>>8911663
s0crat3s1337: we know ur smart, but dont be a dick about it lol

>>8908936
>>8908939
>>8908950
>>8908954
>>8908971
>>8908982
>>8908984
>>8909038
>>8909109
>>8909135
>>8909142
>>8909159
>>8909623
>>8909694
>>8909797
>>8911205
>>8911210
>>8911673
all me btw

This thread is terrible.

PL4TO: Guys why did you ban "S0Cr4t3s"? He did nothin wrong

>>8908999
Kek

>>8908931
Ezra Pound i'd wager

Th3_4nt1chr15t: Have you heard the latest happening in Germany? They fucking deserve it!
Da_Dasein: fuck off, you're german yourself
Th3_4nt1chr15t: I'm not german, I actually have polish noble roots you redneck

I think OP intended a different kind of thread.

HairyMan15;44: so then I built a wall around the wall I just built! Can you believe it??

>>8912880
Athens*MODERATOR*: he banned himself

>>8908931
Ezra pound I 你好 дpyг, ?それはあります אֵיך

>>8911784
B8rr0ghs - Tried to make new meme involving the wife and a water tumbler. Did not succeed.

A Nick Land one please?

alienmode: does anyone know how to get health insurance after your parents stop paying for it?

OldManAndTheC:[03:56]: where can I get grappa in Cuba?

>>8908931
Ezra Pound, I'd say

>>8909177
underrated

Outsideness: Hyperdimensional extra vehicular manslaughter is the future of post perennial Lovecraftian economics

Outsideness: Anyone selling Bitcoins?

AbsurdBaguette: Brotha C in the house with my nigga Sartre
AbsurdBaguette: Café de Flore at 10
AbsurdBaguette: Ho's invited mufuggas stay at home my brotha Pablo gon fuck you up
AbsurdBaguette: Anyone here?
AbsurdBaguette: You lame ass bitches got nothing on me anyway I pound 10/10s all day all night
AbsurdBaguette: Merde

>>8908931
Ezra Pound, I gather.

>>8916376
You had enough at Monte Grappa old man

>>8908931
Ezra Pound I Perpetually would gather from sources

>>8913903
what do you think OP intended?

and what did you indeed intend, OP?

>>8908931
Ezra Pound, I conjecture

>>8908931
Ezra Pound, like if your dick was name ezra it would weigh a pound

>>8917758
dick weight

>>8908601
kek

>>8908370
sudokio: any1 still worship the emperor?
sudokio: not hirohito, that fucking asshole
sudokio: speaking of, any1 wanna oil up?
sudokio: those JSDF fags r DYEL-tier

Danielewski: hey anybody wanna come over to my <font color: #3366ff> house </font>?
Danielewski: there's this really cool long hallway there
Danielewski: sounds spooky, right?
Danielewski: bring a camera!

<ldodson> id like 4-7 slices of pizza

>>8919137
>>8919137
<jm_barri3> ldodson pm me. do you prefer playing dominos on sauce or on cheese

All you know is gatasu.

MarcusSleepsOnTheFloor: stop whining and b urself bruh. it's all about virtue dawg

Love4myCraft: you think it's possible to fuck a squid?

>>8908619
MotherFaulknerMS: not me

>>8908976
MadMax: spook? did someone say spook?

>>8911207
>>8911278
h3553: is this what out room has devolved into? Shit just aint the way it used to be. Seriously gonna log off permanently this time, I swear to god.

>>8919299
R0btheC1mm3r14n: dude, what the fuck?

Tao Lin: I will eat dinner and then take 2 xanax with "orange juice".

KingkONG411: i got a new boook
KingkONG411: there was once a man called bush