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Kill yourself for browsing Reddit

>>8906897
Make me you fucking pussy

>>8906908
If I were alone with you right now in your faggot hipster apartment full of effeminate knick-knacks and ironic movie posters and other stupid Reddit bullshit, and I saw you browsing Reddit, I would garotte you hold the wire tight for a minute and a half after you stopped kicking. I'd go on your fucking Macbook and see that you're logged into Facebook and your friends think Rogue One was a good movie, that you follow hip LGBT activist comedians on Twitter, and that you watch Neil de Grasse Tyson documentaries on Netflix. I'd go back to your body and mutilate your face with my fingernails so your mother can't look at you.

>>8906924
Best post on /lit/ in a while desu

>>8906924
I'd smash your testicles between my hardcover Hitchhiker's Guide collection and fuck you in the eye socket.

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>>8906897
stop pretending you don't

Only one thing worse than reddit and the memers who love to tease/advertise for it is the cringy anti-redditors like this one. >>8906924