Pynchon will be fine, right guys? RIGHT!? I'm getting

>>8895083
Why wouldn't he?

You won't know Pynchon is dead for a long time after it happens

>>8895083
He will die

>>8895128

I want him to write another door stopper like GR, M&D and ATD before he goes just to see what it'll be about.

>>8895133
Millennials

Implying the deaths of an actress from a sci-fi franchise and a few pop singers somehow prefigure Pynchon's own fate; that they even hold a candle to his creative genius and contribution to the discipline of literature.

>>8895141

Don't you mean Gen Zs?

>>8895141
When will they learn

The Japanese Insurance Adjuster is coming, familia.

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If dubs Pynchon dies before 2016 ends

>>8895520
that was close

Pynchon will never die.

dubs and Pynch outlives me

>>8895544
RIP

He'll be fine. In a hearse. Ha,ha!

>>8895544
Press F to pay respects

>>8895083
his dad lived to an old age so he will be fine, As long as he cuts back on the soda

>>8895083
He's not overweight or anything, so hopefully he'll be alright. Heart disease is still the number one killer.

Live long and prosper daddy Pynchon, you silly old goat.

>>8895544
good night lad

dubs and pynchmeister dies today

>>8895083
dubs and I am Pynchon

>>8896166
hi there sir, I really liked your first five books
the others are ok too

>>8896166
*sweats* uuummmm hi youre my fav author

>>8896173
>the others are ok
A true fan would know that Bleeding Edge is my greatest work

>>8896178
Send nudes and I'll give you a paragraph from my upcoming book

>>8895544
An honorable death

>>8895544
>Pynchon dies at 174

>>8895097
The 2016 massacre, deaths are getting hot in the days leading up to the day of judgment. A fresh death every day. Who do you think will die at New Years?

>>8895148
*pop stars, Sci-fi actress and water ship down