I'd really like to read Lolita but I'm worried about the implications of it being discovered on my Kindle. Like even if I manage to keep people from looking, what if I die suddenly and they find it there?
How do you deal with this concern? And what are some books you feel would cause similar troubles?
No one will give a shit if "Lolita" is but one book among many. If you do not have books of a similar (or worse) nature in your collection, you have nothing to worry about.
Grow a fucking spine, faggot.
>>8894242
delete it from your kindle before you kill yourself
Anyone who knows what Lolita is actually about will also know that it's a highly regarded piece of literature and not a fap fantasy written for pedos.
>>8894242
Just read itmy man. I finished it an hour ago.
>>8894242
You can password lock your Kindle.
>>8894545
>implying it isn't a fap fantasy for loads of pedos, regardless
>>8894242
you're a fucking idiot
>>8894565
And then when they break through the password to find what the dead man was trying to hide? Yeah, didn't think that one through, did ya buddy?
normies read it all the time dummy
>>8894242
Lolita is so mainstream by now...no one will look at you sideways.
If you have some books of the Marquis de Sade or Georges Bataille, you could pass for a high standard erotica lover.
If you really wanna be ridiculed though, you can have "50 shades of grey" on your kindle.
>>8894242
I'd buy it without thinking twice and leave it in plain sight. Are you joking or just fucking retarded?
>>8894876
What do you say when you get asked about it?
>my kindle
Stopped reading there, my dude. Please kill yourself ASAP.
>>8894884
The irony in this post is hilarious.
>>8894242
tell them to fuck off and read it themself otherwise they can shut the fuck up about it
>>8894242
>Buy hard copy, write your best friend's name in the cover, kys.
Problem fixed.
>>8894545
>tfw when you can't suck Lolita's toes
>>8894242
Put a passcode on your kindle.