Hey guys, I've been hearing a lot about this great book

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Holy SHIT, OP, that was one of the greatest things I've read on the chans on a long time. Holy shit, what wit! What clever pastiche of the old stale memes! Oh my God, I need to catch my breath. Thank you, OP, I truly have not laughed that hard in a long time and I am definitely taking a screenshot of this beautiful thread to show to my mother and friends and everyone. Thank you.

btw im a girl

>>8892788
sucky my dicky pls

>>8892727
WTF were you even thinking posting this sub quality meme on one of my favorite anime forums? I'll have you know that by the time I was 11 I had already finished Naruto, Bleach, every Dragonball series, as well as countless other quality anime. I even had the best limited edition figurines that my parent's money could buy from REAL series such as Deathnote, and the TMNTurtles vintage 1987 edition of Raph. Don't even get me started on your "anime experience." Look I'm not trying to be overly rude or anything. I'll always encourage people trying to get into Anime, and I am usually quite the patient and understanding man, I honestly try to relate and befriend people such as yourself on most occasions for at least a month, or however long it takes for me to deem them worthy or unworthy of the sweet blessing that is anime, but this? This is unacceptable and downright OFFENSIVE to my culture and everything I stand for as a devout anime viewer and Manga reader (I'll return to this topic in a bit, don't worry.)
You think you know anime? You think you're a real fan? Never in my entire 16 years of living have I ever seen something more PATHETIC than THIS. Honestly with posts like this I can surmise that your character is nothing more that of my parents, or old friends who just couldn't accept me for who I am. I've known your type ever since the fourth grade when my heart was destroyed by the girl who was actually TOTALLY INTO ME, that was of course until I showed her my storage closet full of only the highest quality clippings of my ShōnenJump collection. You're just a shallow, shallow man, just like Haretchi-Chan of my own Independently produced Manga. Not that I expect you to have even the slightest clue what I'm talking about. This an advanced and highly evolved form of entertainment, and if you can not appreciate it as such then I have no interest in your "contributions" to this forum, "sir".
Now lets take a look at the animaiecal achievements of a true civilized Animation enjoying youth. I've recently completed my 429th anime, this probably doesn't seem like a significant number, however asking any intelligent viewer, such as myself would yield you the response that it is the total number of Naruto: Shippuden episodes, one of the greatest series to be released. Additionally, I own a limited edition beach towel of the 1st edition semi-holographic re-release of The Dark Magician Girl. I have also saved up enough of my allowance to purchase a full sized pillow displaying a custom image Shinobu Eishima-San (from bleach in case you weren't familiar.)

>>8893623
Now I bet I already know your uneducated opinion on Manga before I even ask: you think "Why would I want to bother reading some silly comic about a show when I could just watch it?" HAHAHAHA you have no idea how wrong you even are. First of all Manga isn't based on the show, the show is based on the anime. Secondly the Manga is written by the authors, the anime is simply based on the show later and they have liberties that truly make certain anime unteachable to me. The point is that Manga is the original creation. I don't want to posting stuff from anime of which you haven't even read the manga first, meaning you couldn't even begin to understand the intricacies of characters or the complexities of the situation at hand.
I hope you see where I'm coming from now and I hope you aren't hurt too bad. It's just that seeing such a 3/10 meme on one of my favorite forums for my favorite topic is unbearably painful. So please, feel free to come back, just make sure that you watch some REAL anime first. Make sure you are willing to invest and devote yourself to anime, not just looking to get a cheap laugh out of some silly uninspired meme. Come back when you've won a few Barnes and Noble Official regional youth tournaments using an exact replica of Solomon Muto's deck. Maybe I will one day look forward to your submissions, but given your current experience with the art-form, I won't hold my breath. Good luck and I hope you live a happy life. I truly don't think negatively of you as a person, just please do not bring this "anime" garbage to me again until you mature and you're capable of understanding the complex yet beautiful nature of anime. Thank you for your time and I hope you don't think of me as the bad guy. I'm just looking out for newcomers and I don't want them to think that this kind of content is all the community has to offer.

>>8892788
nice blog post

>>8892788
>>>/s4s/

>>8892727
Where do these DFW memes come from?

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>>8893686
The infamous ZDF interview

>>8893623
>>8893629
Reading this brightened my morning thx :^)