I'm surrounded by family morons for the week (the bane of

try killing yourself

its very literary i assure you

you modern day eunuch

Catch the Cowboys game on the tube tonight and split a sixer with the pops.

>>8888173
Maybe stop being such a poser faggot who's worried more about the appearance of being a reader than actually fucking reading

>>8888180
It may come to that if my family stops paying me for rent and I'm forced to go back "home".

What would you say is the most literary way to go? Opioid overdose? Shotgun to the head? Also suicide note or not? I'm thinking about living instructions to burn my unpublished work.

>>8888173
I could bet that the 'morons' on your family don't much like you, just a feeling...

>>8888215
Shotgun to the head is too grunge. The literary way to kill yourself is a spiritual one, letting your body live on shallow and empty.

>>8888173
Eternal reminder that this thread is bait to attract shitposting and direct attention away from worthwhile threads. Always type sage in the options field.

Saged!

>>8888214
Cursing like a turbo pleb.

>>8888214
Don't moralize an attempt at living along aesthetic lines. No reason not to find meaning in coziness anyways.

*tips fedora*

>>8888231
>on family
>on
You just lost famalam

>>8888344
Shhhhh don't ruin the fun