What is the most literary way to say "Merry Christmas" in ten words or more?
>>8883934
You put it in the damn xmas thread.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last"
Found this one on a watches website:
>MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MAY YOU RECEIVE ABUNDANT BLESSINGS AND NICE WATCHES
>>8883951
This thread is not about Christmas per se, genius.
Jolly Christman on the cradle for you.
>>8883960
Do you have a family-friendly version? Like:
>"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy nitwit, happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last"
>>8883962
BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "THANKS WATCHO" IN THIS THREAD
>>8884112
THANKS WATCHO DESU
Keep the change, ye filthy animal
>>8883968
Bullshit, spin doctor.